{"id":66612,"date":"2018-04-23T06:00:53","date_gmt":"2018-04-23T11:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=66612"},"modified":"2018-04-22T21:48:00","modified_gmt":"2018-04-23T02:48:00","slug":"other-ideas-as-time-has-come","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=66612","title":{"rendered":"Another Idea Whose Time Has Come"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Planned parenthood is <a href=\"https:\/\/www.liveaction.org\/news\/planned-parenthood-disney-needs-to-make-a-princess-who-has-had-an-abortion\/\">giving Disney some writing advice:<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-66611 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/img_1935.jpg\" width=\"573\" height=\"494\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/img_1935.jpg 573w, http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/img_1935-300x259.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/img_1935-348x300.jpg 348w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 573px) 100vw, 573px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And if your goal is to indoctrinate children, that will be a perfectly fine idea.<\/p>\n<p>Although if you want to sell tickets in the parts of the Merica where people actually have children, probably not so much.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve got a few suggestions, though:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>We could do a version of <em>Beauty and the Beast <\/em>where Belle is a competition three gun shooter who befriends the Beast \u2013 a handsome guy who majored in women&#8217;s studies, has been thoroughly cowed by campus feminism, and needs to be brought out of his shell.<\/li>\n<li>Perhaps reboot of <em>Cinderella<\/em>, where the heroine is a plucky young National Review reader who is constantly tormented by her social justice warrior stepsisters?<\/li>\n<li>Maybe a version of <em>Aladdin<\/em>, where Jasmine is the spoiled daughter of a liberal K St. lobbyist who encounters a plucky young ex-paratrooper entrepreneur who turns her world upside down?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>The possibilities are completely endless.<\/p>\n<p>We<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Planned parenthood is giving Disney some writing advice: And if your goal is to indoctrinate children, that will be a perfectly fine idea. Although if you want to sell tickets in the parts of the Merica where people actually have children, probably not so much. I&#8217;ve got a few suggestions, though: We could do a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,18,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-66612","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-n-e","category-pc","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66612","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=66612"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66612\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":66642,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66612\/revisions\/66642"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=66612"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=66612"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=66612"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}