{"id":66475,"date":"2018-04-03T07:00:42","date_gmt":"2018-04-03T12:00:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=66475"},"modified":"2018-04-02T20:31:11","modified_gmt":"2018-04-03T01:31:11","slug":"open-letter-to-fleet-farm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=66475","title":{"rendered":"Open Letter To Fleet Farm"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To:\u00a0 <del>Mills<\/del> Fleet Farm<br \/>\nFrom:\u00a0 Mitch Berg, Irascible Peasant<br \/>\nRe:\u00a0 Blowing With The <del>Wind<\/del> Breeze.<\/p>\n<p>Dear Fleet Farm,<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve\u00a0 been shopping Fleet Farm for a lot of sundries\u00a0<em>besides\u00a0<\/em>guns and ammo (back when I had guns, which I don&#8217;t anymore, because they terrify me).<\/p>\n<p>But <a href=\"http:\/\/m.startribune.com\/fleet-farm-changes-policies-for-selling-guns\/478549223\/\">no more<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Stand with the heroes, or lie down with the sheep.\u00a0 There is no in between.<\/p>\n<p>That is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To:\u00a0 Mills Fleet Farm From:\u00a0 Mitch Berg, Irascible Peasant Re:\u00a0 Blowing With The Wind Breeze. Dear Fleet Farm, I&#8217;ve\u00a0 been shopping Fleet Farm for a lot of sundries\u00a0besides\u00a0guns and ammo (back when I had guns, which I don&#8217;t anymore, because they terrify me). But no more. Stand with the heroes, or lie down with the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-66475","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66475","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=66475"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66475\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":66476,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66475\/revisions\/66476"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=66475"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=66475"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=66475"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}