{"id":66329,"date":"2018-03-21T11:00:32","date_gmt":"2018-03-21T16:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=66329"},"modified":"2018-03-21T05:22:33","modified_gmt":"2018-03-21T10:22:33","slug":"vast-conspiracy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=66329","title":{"rendered":"Vast Conspiracy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>SCENE\u00a0 \u00a0Mitch BERG is checking out the savory muffins at Whole Foods when Avery LIBRELLE notices him.<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE:\u00a0 Merg!<\/p>\n<p>BERG:\u00a0 Er, hey, Avery.<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE:\u00a0 You&#8217;re on my home turf, here!<\/p>\n<p>BERG:\u00a0 I certainly am.\u00a0 Just picking up a couple of&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE:\u00a0 Conservatives are bigots,\u00a0 Progressives are not&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>BERG:\u00a0 I&#8217;m gonna stop you right there.\u00a0 A very Democrat DC councilman <a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/local\/dc-politics\/dc-lawmaker-says-recent-snowfall-caused-byrothschilds-controlling-the-climate\/2018\/03\/18\/daeb0eae-2ae0-11e8-911f-ca7f68bff0fc_story.html?utm_term=.977d45c6bccf\">just blamed snowfall on the Jews<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE:\u00a0 Well, that&#8217;s absurd.<\/p>\n<p>BERG:\u00a0 I know, right?<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE:\u00a0 They control the organizations that\u00a0<em>practice\u00a0<\/em>weather control.\u00a0 To\u00a0 oppress the PLO.<\/p>\n<p>BERG:\u00a0 Speaking of which &#8211; is it raining literal cats and dogs out there?<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE:\u00a0 Huh?\u00a0 (<em>LIBRELLE looks &#8211; which is just enough time for BERG to escape<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p><em>And SCENE<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SCENE\u00a0 \u00a0Mitch BERG is checking out the savory muffins at Whole Foods when Avery LIBRELLE notices him. LIBRELLE:\u00a0 Merg! BERG:\u00a0 Er, hey, Avery. LIBRELLE:\u00a0 You&#8217;re on my home turf, here! BERG:\u00a0 I certainly am.\u00a0 Just picking up a couple of&#8230; LIBRELLE:\u00a0 Conservatives are bigots,\u00a0 Progressives are not&#8230; BERG:\u00a0 I&#8217;m gonna stop you right there.\u00a0 A [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[236],"class_list":["post-66329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-democrats","tag-dramatization"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=66329"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66329\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":66330,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66329\/revisions\/66330"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=66329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=66329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=66329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}