{"id":66261,"date":"2018-03-15T06:00:37","date_gmt":"2018-03-15T11:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=66261"},"modified":"2018-03-19T09:52:34","modified_gmt":"2018-03-19T14:52:34","slug":"theyve-got-good-news-and-theyve-got-bad-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=66261","title":{"rendered":"They&#8217;ve Got Good News And They&#8217;ve Got Bad News"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>SCENE:\u00a0 Mitch BERG is grabbing a bag of Banh Mi at iPho on University Avenue when Avery LIBRELLE walks in behind him.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE:\u00a0 Merg!<\/p>\n<p>BERG:\u00a0 Oh&#8230; (<em>seeks a way out, doesn&#8217;t see one<\/em>) Hey.\u00a0 How&#8217;s things?<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE:\u00a0 The ReThuglicons are going to get crushed in the mid-terms!<\/p>\n<p>BERG:\u00a0 Do tell.<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE:\u00a0 Because it looks like <a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonexaminer.com\/politics\/democrat-conor-lamb-clings-to-lead-in-too-close-to-call-pennsylvania-house-race\">Conor Lamb is going to win the Pennsylvania special Congressional election<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>BERG:\u00a0 Ah.\u00a0 So a former Marine and 2nd Amendment supporter who is a lot more like the type of people Democrats used to elect fifty years ago than anything east coast or metro Democrat party has nominated outside the Iron Range and West Virginia in decades, and who&#8217;d get doxxed into receivership or beaten into a coma if he tried to run for office in Minneapolis or Chicago or Manhattan, is your big bout of good news?<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE:\u00a0 You&#8217;re racist.<\/p>\n<p>BERG:\u00a0 Naturally.\u00a0 \u00a0(<em>Pays for his order, then notices somethingi<\/em>) Er, Avery?\u00a0 Are you going to order something.<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE:\u00a0 Oh, heavens no.\u00a0 I&#8217;m just taking readings on the owners&#8217; privilege.<\/p>\n<p>(<em>and SCENE<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SCENE:\u00a0 Mitch BERG is grabbing a bag of Banh Mi at iPho on University Avenue when Avery LIBRELLE walks in behind him.\u00a0 LIBRELLE:\u00a0 Merg! BERG:\u00a0 Oh&#8230; (seeks a way out, doesn&#8217;t see one) Hey.\u00a0 How&#8217;s things? LIBRELLE:\u00a0 The ReThuglicons are going to get crushed in the mid-terms! BERG:\u00a0 Do tell. LIBRELLE:\u00a0 Because it looks like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,1],"tags":[236],"class_list":["post-66261","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-democrats","category-uncategorized","tag-dramatization"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66261","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=66261"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66261\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":66277,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66261\/revisions\/66277"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=66261"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=66261"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=66261"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}