To:\u00a0 Would-be YouTube “Stars”<\/p>\n
From: Mitch Berg<\/p>\n
Re:\u00a0 Your Activities<\/p>\n
To whom it may concern:<\/p>\n
You know who you are.\u00a0 You make videos of yourselves sitting on the toilet chanting “I’m Sittin’ On Da Toilet”.\u00a0 You have your roommates post videos of you, slobbering drunk, chanting “Hhhope ‘enn chanzhe” over and over. You scream yourself into incontinence over how “we” are treating Britney and importune us to “leave her alone”.<\/p>\n
You are hereby directed to destroy your cameras and report to the nearest bar full of longshoremen for a long-overdue beating.<\/p>\n
That is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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