{"id":65498,"date":"2017-12-21T05:00:32","date_gmt":"2017-12-21T11:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=65498"},"modified":"2017-12-20T23:13:16","modified_gmt":"2017-12-21T05:13:16","slug":"credit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=65498","title":{"rendered":"Credit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p class=\"xmsonormal\">On the phone, waiting to talk to my bank.\u00a0 They play ads during the hold Muzak.<\/p>\n<p class=\"xmsonormal\">\u201cNeed extra money this holiday season?\u00a0 Whether it\u2019s to take the family out of state, buy gifts, or host that holiday party, we have holiday loans available.\u00a0 Whatever the additional expense may be, use the funds to stretch your budget further.\u00a0 Qualifications apply.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"xmsonormal\">Wait \u2013 you\u2019ll give me a loan to host a <i>holiday party<\/i>?\u00a0 Cars and homes, sure, nobody can save up enough to buy one for cash.\u00a0 A party?<\/p>\n<p class=\"xmsonormal\">If lending standards have loosened this far, the nation must truly be prosperous.\u00a0 What could possibly go wrong?<\/p>\n<p class=\"xmsonormal\">Joe Doakes<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Perhaps&#8230;Bitcoin?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: On the phone, waiting to talk to my bank.\u00a0 They play ads during the hold Muzak. \u201cNeed extra money this holiday season?\u00a0 Whether it\u2019s to take the family out of state, buy gifts, or host that holiday party, we have holiday loans available.\u00a0 Whatever the additional expense may be, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[57],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-65498","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-economy-and-the-market"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65498","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=65498"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65498\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":65499,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65498\/revisions\/65499"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=65498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=65498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=65498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}