{"id":6533,"date":"2009-11-23T06:00:07","date_gmt":"2009-11-23T11:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=6533"},"modified":"2009-11-22T20:36:53","modified_gmt":"2009-11-23T01:36:53","slug":"maybe-al-gore-can-photoshop-something-before-december","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=6533","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Maybe Al Gore can Photoshop something before December.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From the tearful pleas of rock stars to politicians pounding their hammy fists, the Man Made Global Warming movement has been a maypole for liberals for what seems like twenty years now.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and gave Algore a suitable purpose for his deceitful, pathetic life.<\/p>\n<p>Watch now as world leaders quietly turn their backs and walk briskly away.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.investors.com\/NewsAndAnalysis\/Article.aspx?id=513195\">As scientists confirm the earth has not warmed at all in the past decade,<\/a> others wonder how this could be and what it means for Copenhagen. Maybe Al Gore can Photoshop something before December.<\/p>\n<p>It will be a very cold winter of discontent for the warm-mongers. The climate  show-and-tell in Copenhagen next month will be nothing more than a meaningless  carbon-emitting jaunt, unable to decide just whom to blame or how to divvy up  the profitable spoils of climate change hysteria.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So when Barbara Boxer, John Kerry and all the left get up there and say, &#8216;Yes.  We&#8217;re going to pass a global warming bill,&#8217; I will be able to stand up and say,  &#8216;No, it&#8217;s over. Get a life. You lost. I won,'&#8221; Inhofe said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Darn it all. I was so hoping not to have to move South in my twilight years.<\/p>\n<p>I thought these &#8220;scientists&#8221; were just liberal zombies contentedly suckling at the teet of government grants, doing the Motherland&#8217;s bidding; the all-growed-up version of the career protesters I observed when I attended the U.<\/p>\n<p>Now, it turns out they were [dramatic music] evil doers!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Hundreds of private e-mail messages and documents hacked from a computer  server at a British university are causing a stir among global warming skeptics,  who say they show that climate scientists conspired to overstate the case for a  human influence on climate change.<\/p>\n<p>Drafts of scientific papers and a photo collage that portrays climate skeptics  on an ice floe were also among the hacked data, some of which dates back 13  years.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Leave it to the StarTribune to discount the findings, toss the word &#8220;evidence&#8221; in there for good measure and\u00a0 essentially say  &#8220;Sorry. Too late, officer. The Kool Aid is drunk already.&#8221;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div id=\"pageDiv1\">\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.startribune.com\/world\/70674087.html?page=3&amp;c=y\">But the evidence pointing to a growing human<\/a> contribution to global warming  is so widely accepted that the hacked material is unlikely to erode the overall  argument.<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8230;because it&#8217;s already been eroding&#8230;without the help of hackers.<\/p>\n<p><em>With <\/em>their help however we have this:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.news.com.au\/heraldsun\/andrewbolt\/index.php\/heraldsun\/comments\/hadley_hacked#63657\">The fact is that we can\u2019t account for the lack of warming<\/a> at the moment  and it is a travesty that we can\u2019t. The CERES data published in the August BAMS  09 supplement on 2008 shows there should be even more warming: but the data are  surely wrong. Our observing system is inadequate.<\/p>\n<p>Phil Jones, a longtime climate researcher at the East Anglia Climate Research  Unit, said he had used a &#8220;trick&#8221; employed by another scientist, Michael Mann, to  &#8220;hide a decline&#8221; in temperatures.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The good news? Algore made a Billion and can retire. Maybe he&#8217;ll keep his yap shut now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the tearful pleas of rock stars to politicians pounding their hammy fists, the Man Made Global Warming movement has been a maypole for liberals for what seems like twenty years now. &#8230;and gave Algore a suitable purpose for his deceitful, pathetic life. 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