{"id":648,"date":"2007-03-30T04:12:24","date_gmt":"2007-03-30T10:12:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php\/index.php\/2007\/03\/30\/stupid-celebrity-watch\/"},"modified":"2007-03-30T04:12:24","modified_gmt":"2007-03-30T10:12:24","slug":"stupid-celebrity-watch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=648","title":{"rendered":"Stupid Celebrity Watch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>John Mellencamp on yesterday&#8217;s KQ Morning Show, talking about why the US prospered so much during the Baby Boom&#8217;s childhood:<\/p>\n<p>(paraphrasing <em>very<\/em>\u00a0closely)<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>During World War II, we bombed everyone else back to the Stone Age!\u00a0 <em>That&#8217;s <\/em>why we prospered!\u00a0 There was no competition!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Ah, Coogs.\u00a0 Silly, silly Coogs.\u00a0 <em>We <\/em>did it, huh?\u00a0 If the <em>US <\/em>hadn&#8217;t been so damn trigger happy, World War II would have worked out for everyone?<\/p>\n<p>Ah, well.\u00a0 We&#8217;ll always have <em>Scarecrow <\/em>and <em>Lonesome Jubilee.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Schmuck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>John Mellencamp on yesterday&#8217;s KQ Morning Show, talking about why the US prospered so much during the Baby Boom&#8217;s childhood: (paraphrasing very\u00a0closely) During World War II, we bombed everyone else back to the Stone Age!\u00a0 That&#8217;s why we prospered!\u00a0 There was no competition! Ah, Coogs.\u00a0 Silly, silly Coogs.\u00a0 We did it, huh?\u00a0 If the US [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,20,14,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-648","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture-war","category-democrats","category-music","category-pc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/648","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=648"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/648\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=648"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=648"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=648"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}