{"id":64588,"date":"2017-09-27T06:00:24","date_gmt":"2017-09-27T11:00:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=64588"},"modified":"2017-09-25T19:31:11","modified_gmt":"2017-09-26T00:31:11","slug":"64588","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=64588","title":{"rendered":"Ugh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had friends in Kansas City asking me if that foul rotting odor they detected was the smell of Betsy Hodges&#8217; campaign, wafting all the way down to the Kansas\/Missouri border.<\/p>\n<p>It was not. \u00a0It wasn&#8217;t funny at all, either; a Kansas man <a href=\"http:\/\/nypost.com\/2017\/09\/18\/dead-man-sat-in-truck-at-airport-parking-lot-for-eight-months-and-no-one-noticed\/\">sat, dead and unnoticed, at the Kansas City airport<\/a>, apparently for eight months.<\/p>\n<p>Government at work.<\/p>\n<p>That, and a few thousand oblivious travelers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had friends in Kansas City asking me if that foul rotting odor they detected was the smell of Betsy Hodges&#8217; campaign, wafting all the way down to the Kansas\/Missouri border. It was not. \u00a0It wasn&#8217;t funny at all, either; a Kansas man sat, dead and unnoticed, at the Kansas City airport, apparently for eight [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-64588","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stupid"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64588","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=64588"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64588\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":64592,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64588\/revisions\/64592"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=64588"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=64588"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=64588"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}