{"id":64384,"date":"2017-09-05T05:00:43","date_gmt":"2017-09-05T10:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=64384"},"modified":"2017-09-04T21:24:49","modified_gmt":"2017-09-05T02:24:49","slug":"64384","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=64384","title":{"rendered":"Never Waste A Crisis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>If the dams break, if Houston is washed away, if the earth is scraped clean . . . what a wonderful opportunity for urban planners to rebuild \u2018the right way.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Tear up all freeways and residential streets.\u00a0 Replace them with bike trails and light rail.\u00a0 Mail and deliveries to be made by electric drone.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ban fossil fuel vehicles.\u00a0 Permit electric trucks in alleys to restock stores but nowhere else.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ban single-family houses, strip malls, chain bookstores and big-box retailers.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Build apartments with a pocket park every six blocks for picnics.\u00a0 Require space for a coffee shop, nail salon, cell phone store and sub shop in every development.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Chase away all industry. \u00a0Dig up all underground tanks from former gas stations.\u00a0 Rename public places in Esperanto to avoid cultural insensitivity.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>This is an exciting opportunity.\u00a0 The city council should adopt the new plan fast, before any scruffy citizens can show up at the meetings to complain.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Wanna bet Betsy Hodges wishes we got hurricanes?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: If the dams break, if Houston is washed away, if the earth is scraped clean . . . what a wonderful opportunity for urban planners to rebuild \u2018the right way.\u2019 &nbsp; Tear up all freeways and residential streets.\u00a0 Replace them with bike trails and light rail.\u00a0 Mail and deliveries [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,104,51],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-64384","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pc","category-trains-and-automobiles","category-liberal-tyranny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64384","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=64384"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64384\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":64393,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64384\/revisions\/64393"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=64384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=64384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=64384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}