{"id":64147,"date":"2017-08-16T07:00:08","date_gmt":"2017-08-16T12:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=64147"},"modified":"2017-08-16T08:01:02","modified_gmt":"2017-08-16T13:01:02","slug":"nope-never-seen-this-before","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=64147","title":{"rendered":"Nope.  Never Seen This Before."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>SCENE: \u00a0Avery LIBRELLE is running down the street, clearly hysterical. \u00a0BERG sees Avery.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>BERG: \u00a0Avery! \u00a0What&#8217;s the matter? \u00a0Do you need help?<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE: \u00a0 There\u00a0<em>is \u00a0<\/em>no help for this! \u00a0Trump is going to lead us into a nuclear war with North Korea! \u00a0We&#8217;re all doomed!<\/p>\n<p>BERG: \u00a0How on earth do you figure?<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE: \u00a0 All that toxic masculinity! \u00a0That\u00a0<em>always\u00a0<\/em>leads to disaster!<\/p>\n<p>BERG: \u00a0Er &#8211; have you read <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wsj.com\/articles\/north-korea-backs-off-guam-missile-attack-threat-1502751054\">this<\/a> yet?<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE: \u00a0(<a href=\"https:\/\/www.wsj.com\/articles\/north-korea-backs-off-guam-missile-attack-threat-1502751054\">Reads article<\/a>). \u00a0Ah. \u00a0Another big win for Obama&#8217;s legacyi of diplomacy.<\/p>\n<p>BERG: \u00a0That makes no sense&#8230; (<em>But LIBRELLE has already skipped<\/em> away)<\/p>\n<p><em>And SCENE.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SCENE: \u00a0Avery LIBRELLE is running down the street, clearly hysterical. \u00a0BERG sees Avery.\u00a0 BERG: \u00a0Avery! \u00a0What&#8217;s the matter? \u00a0Do you need help? LIBRELLE: \u00a0 There\u00a0is \u00a0no help for this! \u00a0Trump is going to lead us into a nuclear war with North Korea! \u00a0We&#8217;re all doomed! BERG: \u00a0How on earth do you figure? LIBRELLE: \u00a0 All [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[131],"tags":[236],"class_list":["post-64147","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-war-and-peace","tag-dramatization"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64147","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=64147"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64147\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":64150,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64147\/revisions\/64150"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=64147"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=64147"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=64147"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}