{"id":63622,"date":"2017-06-26T07:00:24","date_gmt":"2017-06-26T12:00:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=63622"},"modified":"2017-06-25T22:58:42","modified_gmt":"2017-06-26T03:58:42","slug":"the-gang-that-couldnt-not-shoot-straight-thanks-for-the-marketing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=63622","title":{"rendered":"The Gang That Couldn&#8217;t Not Shoot, Straight:  Thanks For The Marketing!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>During the many years when Representative Heather Martens ran &#8220;Protect&#8221; Minnesota, the organization developed a reputation as being dodderingly, genially incompetent &#8211; like a neighborhood garden circle where everyone forgot to bring gloves.<\/p>\n<p>In the year or so since the Reverend Nancy Nord Bence took over at &#8220;&#8221;Protect&#8221; Minnesota, the image has morphed into a form of more aggressive, turbocharged incompetence.<\/p>\n<p>As an example: \u00a0since Bence took over the group, I think I can count the number of email blasts on the mailing list that haven&#8217;t required additions, retractions, or correctioons of mistakes on one hand with a few fingers in change, up to and including erroneous announcements of major grants.<\/p>\n<p>But this past Sunday was the best of all.<\/p>\n<p>The &#8220;Pink Pistols&#8221; &#8211; a group of gays and their allies who promote self-defense under the rubric &#8220;Armed Gays don&#8217;t get bashed&#8221; 0- had a booth at the Minneapolis &#8220;Pride&#8221; festival, in Loring Park. \u00a0The Pistols&#8217; booth usually gets a steady stream of interest &#8211; but it&#8217;s fair to say the Pistols&#8217; name recognition among gays isn&#8217;t a whole lot higher than among the general population.<\/p>\n<p>Enter &#8220;Protect&#8221; Minnesota.<\/p>\n<p>According to a source in the booth, &#8220;P&#8221;M was passing around a survey asking if attendees had heard of Pink Pistols.<\/p>\n<p>Which apparently drove a steady stream of curious passersby to the booth for their first introduction to the idea of\u00a0<em>not\u00a0<\/em>being a defenseless victim.<\/p>\n<p>So what you say but &#8220;thanks?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>During the many years when Representative Heather Martens ran &#8220;Protect&#8221; Minnesota, the organization developed a reputation as being dodderingly, genially incompetent &#8211; like a neighborhood garden circle where everyone forgot to bring gloves. In the year or so since the Reverend Nancy Nord Bence took over at &#8220;&#8221;Protect&#8221; Minnesota, the image has morphed into a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[269,22],"tags":[379,274,359],"class_list":["post-63622","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-grass-roots","category-victim-disarmament","tag-heather","tag-protectmn","tag-rev-nancy-nord-bence"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63622","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=63622"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63622\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":63623,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63622\/revisions\/63623"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=63622"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=63622"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=63622"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}