{"id":63432,"date":"2017-06-12T11:00:28","date_gmt":"2017-06-12T16:00:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=63432"},"modified":"2017-06-11T23:41:05","modified_gmt":"2017-06-12T04:41:05","slug":"your-wish-is-our-command","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=63432","title":{"rendered":"Your Wish Is Our Command"},"content":{"rendered":"

To: “Randy”, Owners of “Camden Tavern” in NoMi
\nFrom: \u00a0Mitch Berg, Law-Abiding “F**k” with a clean criminal record and some disposable income
\nRe: \u00a0Your Wish Is My Command<\/p>\n

(Advisory: \u00a0the language on the graphic below is NSFW)<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

“Patrick”<\/p>\n

Seems you’ve made your intentions clear regarding\u00a0law abiding citizens\u00a0<\/em>who exercise their\u00a0legal, constitutional right\u00a0<\/em>to see to their own self-defense:
\n\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Not sure where you get “insecurity” from\u00a0taking prudent, legal measures to protect oneself<\/em>, but I gotta ask you: \u00a0Is a 100 pound woman worried about roaming gangs of repists<\/a> “inept at protecting herself?” \u00a0 Maybe a guy who’s not 25 anymore who notes that today’s hoodlums are faster than they were when\u00a0he\u00a0<\/em>middle-aged woman beset by a small criminal enterprise<\/a>was 25? \u00a0Maybe someone who’s physically handicapped?<\/p>\n

Anything to say to those “inept f**ks, Mr. Patrick?<\/p>\n

It should go without saying I wouldn’t use your tavern for an outhouse. \u00a0And I sincerely urge all carry permittees to pass the word that you, Randy Patrick, don’t want people who\u00a0follow the law\u00a0<\/em>in your bar.<\/p>\n

The Camden Tavern is posted “no guns”. \u00a0I’m sure the hoodlums of the North Side will respect your wishes.<\/p>\n

Good luck, a****le.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

To: “Randy”, Owners of “Camden Tavern” in NoMi From: \u00a0Mitch Berg, Law-Abiding “F**k” with a clean criminal record and some disposable income Re: \u00a0Your Wish Is My Command (Advisory: \u00a0the language on the graphic below is NSFW) “Patrick” Seems you’ve made your intentions clear regarding\u00a0law abiding citizens\u00a0who exercise their\u00a0legal, constitutional right\u00a0to see to their own […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[249],"class_list":["post-63432","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-open-letters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63432","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=63432"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63432\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":63447,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63432\/revisions\/63447"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=63432"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=63432"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=63432"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}