{"id":63389,"date":"2017-06-06T05:00:29","date_gmt":"2017-06-06T10:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=63389"},"modified":"2017-06-06T01:25:48","modified_gmt":"2017-06-06T06:25:48","slug":"63389","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=63389","title":{"rendered":"Apex"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Garrison Keillor <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twincities.com\/2017\/05\/23\/garrison-keillor-taking-down-confederate-statues-should-be-just-the-start\/\">wrote a column for the Washington<\/a> Post about taking down historical monuments to \u201cdeclutter\u201d the nation.<\/p>\n<p>History has nothing to teach us.<\/p>\n<p>Everything in the past was done wrong.<\/p>\n<p>We are the smartest, funniest people who ever lived.<\/p>\n<p>Joe Doakes<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Keillor&#8217;s got a way of talking&#8230;about himself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: Garrison Keillor wrote a column for the Washington Post about taking down historical monuments to \u201cdeclutter\u201d the nation. History has nothing to teach us. Everything in the past was done wrong. We are the smartest, funniest people who ever lived. Joe Doakes Keillor&#8217;s got a way of talking&#8230;about himself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-63389","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63389","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=63389"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63389\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":63391,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63389\/revisions\/63391"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=63389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=63389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=63389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}