{"id":63291,"date":"2017-05-30T11:00:08","date_gmt":"2017-05-30T16:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=63291"},"modified":"2017-05-30T06:02:18","modified_gmt":"2017-05-30T11:02:18","slug":"a-good-classmate-with-a-gun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=63291","title":{"rendered":"A Good Classmate With A Gun"},"content":{"rendered":"

I got this from a high school friend of mine.. \u00a0He lives in a major city in the Southwestern US. \u00a0I’m concealing his identity for obvious reasons.<\/p>\n

He had a close encounter with a couple bad guys over the weekend. \u00a0Or, should I say, a couple bad guys had a close encounter with him:<\/p>\n

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Two Hispanic males, mid-20’s, broke down my front door and entered my home this morning at 9:13 AM. I was monitoring them on my security cameras at the time, and when I sensed something was wrong, I grabbed my loaded 9mm from my safe and met them as they reached my kitchen. Seeing my weapon pointed at their heads, they immediately started screaming, “Oh, sh*t! Oh, sh*t! Oh, sh*t!” and turned and ran out the front door, jumped in their car, and tore off. They didn’t have a chance to touch anything, but they might need a change of skivvies.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Pulling into the driveway…<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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The first guy …<\/div>\n
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The second guy (not sure why his pants were down…)<\/div>\n
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Guy #2 checks my garage door as Guy #1 continues to ring my doorbell and knock on my door.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
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Both seem intent on testing my carpentry…<\/div>\n
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Ah, … this is gonna be a cakewalk!<\/div>\n
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“”…, or maybe not!”<\/div>\n
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Here’s my new door frame.<\/div>\n
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I love a happy ending.<\/p>\n

Of course, that happy ending was brought to you by the Second Amendment of the US Constitution.<\/p>\n

And who knows? \u00a0Maybe the two miscreants will take their close call with having their brains splattered over a granite countertop to get their “lives” back on track?<\/p>\n

Several happy endings!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I got this from a high school friend of mine.. \u00a0He lives in a major city in the Southwestern US. \u00a0I’m concealing his identity for obvious reasons. He had a close encounter with a couple bad guys over the weekend. \u00a0Or, should I say, a couple bad guys had a close encounter with him: Two […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,22],"tags":[346,265],"class_list":["post-63291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crime-and-punishment","category-victim-disarmament","tag-a-good-guy-with-a-gun","tag-self-defense"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63291","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=63291"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63291\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":63312,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63291\/revisions\/63312"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=63291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=63291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=63291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}