{"id":63065,"date":"2017-05-09T11:00:04","date_gmt":"2017-05-09T16:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=63065"},"modified":"2017-05-09T11:02:52","modified_gmt":"2017-05-09T16:02:52","slug":"upper-middle-class-white-peoples-burden","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=63065","title":{"rendered":"Upper Middle Class White Peoples&#8217; Burden"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As we noted <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=63063\">earlier this morning<\/a>, the mayor of Seattle is expanding his &#8220;soda tax&#8221; to cover diet pop<sup>1<\/sup> because apparently minorities drink more sugar-sweetened pop than honkey does.<\/p>\n<p>And the tax &#8211; which was ostensibly about taxing people into health &#8211; became a matter of crushing white privilege.<\/p>\n<p>As commenter Mammathus Primigenius noted in the comment section, the idea that upper middle class honkeys drink diet pop is sooooo 1986.<\/p>\n<p>If the Mayor of Seattle (and let&#8217;s be honest, Minneapolis will want to keep up with the social justice joneses; it&#8217;s the city&#8217;s one productive industry) wants to stick it to honkey, I think we need to create a list of things that are genuinely associated with <del>his and Betsy Hodges&#8217; main voting bloc<\/del>\u00a0 upper-middle-class urban &#8220;white privilege&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll start things out. \u00a0You feel free to add your own suggestions in the comments. \u00a0I&#8217;ll send them to the Mayor when we&#8217;re done:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Kombucha<\/li>\n<li>Coconut Oil<\/li>\n<li>Raw Denim<\/li>\n<li>Beard-care products<\/li>\n<li>Any coffee or tea beverage that includes more than coffee or tea<\/li>\n<li>Riding bicycle paths<\/li>\n<li>Skateboarding<\/li>\n<li>Art crawls<\/li>\n<li>Skiing and snowboarding<\/li>\n<li>Yoga classes and accessories<\/li>\n<li>Four year private colleges<\/li>\n<li>Membership fees in &#8220;gun safety&#8221;, environmental and animal rights groups and the ACLU.<\/li>\n<li>Subarus<\/li>\n<li>Whole Foods goods of any and all types<\/li>\n<li>Doulas<\/li>\n<li>Anything purchased from Etsy<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Carry on!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As we noted earlier this morning, the mayor of Seattle is expanding his &#8220;soda tax&#8221; to cover diet pop1 because apparently minorities drink more sugar-sweetened pop than honkey does. And the tax &#8211; which was ostensibly about taxing people into health &#8211; became a matter of crushing white privilege. As commenter Mammathus Primigenius noted in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[321,18,337],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-63065","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-big-left","category-pc","category-privilege"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63065","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=63065"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63065\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":63069,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63065\/revisions\/63069"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=63065"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=63065"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=63065"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}