{"id":63008,"date":"2017-05-04T11:00:28","date_gmt":"2017-05-04T16:00:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=63008"},"modified":"2017-05-03T23:10:20","modified_gmt":"2017-05-04T04:10:20","slug":"now-that-all-of-minneapolis-problems-are-solved","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=63008","title":{"rendered":"Now That All Of Minneapolis&#8217; Problems Are Solved"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The city of Minneapolis is going to vote on whether to change the name of Lake Calhoun \u2013 currently named after John Calhoun, an ardent supporter of slavery.Among their top choices of new names:<\/p>\n<p>10. \u00a0Lake Quetzl-Jambo-Wang-Tse (a perfectly-engineered word incorporatiing all indigenous traditions\u00a0<em>except\u00a0<\/em>English).<\/p>\n<p>9. \u00a0Lake <a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/opinions\/obamas-julia-ad-and-the-new-hubby-state\/2012\/05\/11\/gIQAcRdoIU_story.html?utm_term=.f7bc5373bc58\">Julia<\/a><\/p>\n<p>8. \u00a0Lake Grievance<\/p>\n<p>7. \u00a0Collective Lake<\/p>\n<p>6. \u00a0Lake Debs<\/p>\n<p>5. Lake Marx<\/p>\n<p>4. Lake Wobegone<\/p>\n<p>3. Lake Castro<\/p>\n<p>2. Gus Hall Lake<\/p>\n<p>1. Lake Guevara<\/p>\n<p>Votes in the comment section.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The city of Minneapolis is going to vote on whether to change the name of Lake Calhoun \u2013 currently named after John Calhoun, an ardent supporter of slavery.Among their top choices of new names: 10. \u00a0Lake Quetzl-Jambo-Wang-Tse (a perfectly-engineered word incorporatiing all indigenous traditions\u00a0except\u00a0English). 9. \u00a0Lake Julia 8. \u00a0Lake Grievance 7. \u00a0Collective Lake 6. \u00a0Lake [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-63008","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-minneapolis","category-pc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63008","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=63008"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63008\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":63012,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63008\/revisions\/63012"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=63008"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=63008"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=63008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}