{"id":62451,"date":"2017-03-17T06:00:03","date_gmt":"2017-03-17T11:00:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=62451"},"modified":"2017-03-17T10:02:25","modified_gmt":"2017-03-17T15:02:25","slug":"weekend-plans-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=62451","title":{"rendered":"Weekend Plans"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"\" data-block=\"true\" data-editor=\"a45ft\" data-offset-key=\"7eldt-0-0\">\n<div class=\"_1mf _1mj\" data-offset-key=\"7eldt-0-0\"><span data-offset-key=\"9mutu-0-0\"> In the not too distant future,<br \/>\nThis weekend, AD,<br \/>\nmy house will be all quiet,<br \/>\nexcept for my TV.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll have MST3K on,<br \/>\nand I won&#8217;t even turn the volume down.<br \/>\nWon&#8217;t stop for rain or snow or hail<br \/>\nand all your calls will roll to voice mail<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll watch wretched movies,<br \/>\nthe worst of all time\u00a0(la la la)<br \/>\nEven &#8220;Manos Hands of Fate&#8221;,<br \/>\nthough I might just lose my mind.<\/p>\n<p>I keep in mind that his is time<br \/>\nthat I can not ever get back,\u00a0\u00a0(la la la)<br \/>\nAs I&#8217;m sure I will be notified<br \/>\nby the silhouette backing track<\/p>\n<p>(Ro Bot Roll Call)<\/p>\n<p>Cambot!<br \/>\nGypsy!<br \/>\nTom Servo!<br \/>\nCroooooooooow!<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re wondering what I&#8217;ll eat and breathe,<br \/>\nand other logistic stuff,<br \/>\nrepeat &#8220;MST is on Netflix&#8221;<br \/>\nAnd you will know enough,<\/p>\n<p>More Mystery Science Theater, Three Thousand!<\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"_1mf _1mj\" data-offset-key=\"7eldt-0-0\"><span data-offset-key=\"9mutu-0-0\"><br \/>\n<\/span>(<a href=\"http:\/\/www.citypages.com\/arts\/20-original-mystery-science-theater-3000-episodes-are-now-on-netflix\/416238003\">Braaaaaaaaang<\/a>)<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the not too distant future, This weekend, AD, my house will be all quiet, except for my TV. I&#8217;ll have MST3K on, and I won&#8217;t even turn the volume down. Won&#8217;t stop for rain or snow or hail and all your calls will roll to voice mail I&#8217;ll watch wretched movies, the worst of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-62451","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-n-e"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62451","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=62451"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62451\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":62465,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62451\/revisions\/62465"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=62451"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=62451"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=62451"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}