{"id":62318,"date":"2017-03-01T05:00:09","date_gmt":"2017-03-01T11:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=62318"},"modified":"2017-02-28T22:14:04","modified_gmt":"2017-03-01T04:14:04","slug":"the-looooooser-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=62318","title":{"rendered":"The Looooooser Is&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Wrong winner at the Academy Awards?\u00a0 Should have kept the sealed envelope in a mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnall\u2019s porch.\u00a0 Then nobody would know the contents until revealed by Carnac the Magnificent.\u00a0 Would have been a lot more entertaining.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">\u00a0<\/span><span class=\"s1\">Joe Doakes<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p class=\"p1\">I&#8217;m not one of those sticks in the mud that swears off all Hollywood over a little matter of pervasive arrogant cultural bias&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">&#8230;but I cant&#8217; imagine much less entertaining than even a well-executed Oscar broadcast.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: Wrong winner at the Academy Awards?\u00a0 Should have kept the sealed envelope in a mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnall\u2019s porch.\u00a0 Then nobody would know the contents until revealed by Carnac the Magnificent.\u00a0 Would have been a lot more entertaining. \u00a0Joe Doakes I&#8217;m not one of those sticks in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-62318","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-n-e"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62318","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=62318"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62318\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":62319,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62318\/revisions\/62319"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=62318"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=62318"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=62318"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}