{"id":62256,"date":"2017-02-24T05:00:52","date_gmt":"2017-02-24T11:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=62256"},"modified":"2017-02-24T08:18:00","modified_gmt":"2017-02-24T14:18:00","slug":"assyle-em","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=62256","title":{"rendered":"Assyle &#8216;Em!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Canada will not crack down on asylum seekers sneaking across from the USA, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/article\/us-usa-immgration-canada-border-idUSKBN1602NG\"><span class=\"s2\">the borders will remain open<\/span><\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">\u00a0<\/span><span class=\"s1\">This is great news for us.\u00a0 Trump ought to announce that starting March 1<\/span><span class=\"s3\"><sup>st<\/sup><\/span><span class=\"s1\">, the federal government will be renting busses to give free rides to the northern border, for any undocumented immigrant, illegal alien or asylum-seeking refugee who wants to live in Canada.\u00a0 \u00a0We\u2019ll drive you to the border and drop you off so you can waltz into paradise, no questions asked.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">\u00a0<\/span><span class=\"s1\">Limited time offer: expires at 11:59 p.m. on June 30<\/span><span class=\"s3\"><sup>th<\/sup><\/span><span class=\"s1\">.\u00a0 Starting on July 1<\/span><span class=\"s3\"><sup>st<\/sup><\/span><span class=\"s1\">, anybody caught in the USA will be sent to holding facilities in the desert outside Phoenix until their court hearing and, if found to be illegal, will be instantly driven to the border and dumped into Mexico.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">\u00a0<\/span><span class=\"s1\">Wonder how many takers he\u2019d get?<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">\u00a0<\/span><span class=\"s1\">Joe Doakes<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p class=\"p1\">I think I&#8217;d forgive an element of force for those Hollywood celebs who promised to move.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: Canada will not crack down on asylum seekers sneaking across from the USA, the borders will remain open. \u00a0This is great news for us.\u00a0 Trump ought to announce that starting March 1st, the federal government will be renting busses to give free rides to the northern border, for any [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[368],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-62256","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-trump-derangement"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62256","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=62256"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62256\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":62257,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62256\/revisions\/62257"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=62256"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=62256"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=62256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}