{"id":62235,"date":"2017-02-22T06:00:38","date_gmt":"2017-02-22T12:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=62235"},"modified":"2017-03-03T13:20:58","modified_gmt":"2017-03-03T19:20:58","slug":"rinkeby-dinkeby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=62235","title":{"rendered":"Rinkeby Dinkeby"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>SCENE: Mitch BERG is waiting in line at Taqueria Pineda on South Robert Street. \u00a0Avery LIBRELLE walks in just after Berg orders.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE: \u00a0Merg!<\/p>\n<p>BERG: \u00a0Oh. \u00a0Hi, Avery.<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE: \u00a0Trump is such a baffoon.<\/p>\n<p>BERG: \u00a0Did you just pronounce it &#8220;baffoon&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE: \u00a0 Yes. \u00a0Just like it&#8217;s spelled. \u00a0Donald Trump is such a fool.<\/p>\n<p>BERG: \u00a0Do tell.<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE: \u00a0He thinks there was a terrorist attack in Sweden. \u00a0<em>Sweden<\/em>!<\/p>\n<p>BERG: \u00a0 Er, between the mis-speak and the misreport, you could kinda lose the fact that <a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/news\/worldviews\/wp\/2017\/02\/21\/riots-erupt-in-swedens-capital-just-days-after-trump-comments\/?utm_term=.e9b605dd192a\">things kind of suck in Sweden<\/a>, and are <a href=\"http:\/\/www.news.com.au\/finance\/economy\/world-economy\/cologne-is-every-day-europes-rape-epidemic\/news-story\/e2e618e17ad4400b5ed65045e65e141d\">getting dodgy all over Europe<\/a>, these days.<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE: \u00a0 Har di har! \u00a0(Turns to counter person) \u00a0Hey! \u00a0Key-arrow oono burrito vegano! \u00a0Capeesh?<\/p>\n<p>BERG: \u00a0That&#8217;ll work.<\/p>\n<p><em>And SCENE<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SCENE: Mitch BERG is waiting in line at Taqueria Pineda on South Robert Street. \u00a0Avery LIBRELLE walks in just after Berg orders. LIBRELLE: \u00a0Merg! BERG: \u00a0Oh. \u00a0Hi, Avery. LIBRELLE: \u00a0Trump is such a baffoon. BERG: \u00a0Did you just pronounce it &#8220;baffoon&#8221; LIBRELLE: \u00a0 Yes. \u00a0Just like it&#8217;s spelled. \u00a0Donald Trump is such a fool. BERG: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[73],"tags":[236],"class_list":["post-62235","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-western-civilization","tag-dramatization"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62235","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=62235"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62235\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":62236,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62235\/revisions\/62236"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=62235"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=62235"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=62235"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}