{"id":61768,"date":"2017-01-28T06:00:08","date_gmt":"2017-01-28T12:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=61768"},"modified":"2017-01-15T14:17:08","modified_gmt":"2017-01-15T20:17:08","slug":"too-good-to-get-overly-concerned-about-accuracy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=61768","title":{"rendered":"Too Good To Get Overly Concerned About Accuracy"},"content":{"rendered":"

The details of the story don’t entirely pass the sniff test<\/a> – it’s from “fake news” leader the Huffington Post – but I’ll confess, I\u00a0want\u00a0<\/em>it to be true:<\/p>\n

Fast-food lovers are likely in awe over the sheer badassery of a 13-year-old girl who reportedly smacked down a gun held by a boy demanding she give him a McDonald\u2019s Chicken McNugget.<\/p>\n

The girl told police that her 12-year-old schoolmate first asked her for a McNugget inside McDonald\u2019s in New York City\u2019s Harlem neighborhood on Tuesday, the New York Daily News reports. When she declined, he allegedly followed her to a subway station, whipped out the weapon and held it to her head.<\/p>\n

Even at gunpoint, the teen refused to hand over even one lump of breaded chicken paste, police said. The NYPD told the Daily News she knocked the gun away from the boy and told him to leave her alone.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

One things for sure – that girl’s going to be a Republican someday; either she’s a badass or, like other Republicans in New York, she probably doesn’t exist.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The details of the story don’t entirely pass the sniff test – it’s from “fake news” leader the Huffington Post – but I’ll confess, I\u00a0want\u00a0it to be true: Fast-food lovers are likely in awe over the sheer badassery of a 13-year-old girl who reportedly smacked down a gun held by a boy demanding she give […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,58],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-61768","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crime-and-punishment","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61768","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=61768"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61768\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":61769,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61768\/revisions\/61769"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=61768"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=61768"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=61768"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}