{"id":61242,"date":"2016-12-05T05:30:14","date_gmt":"2016-12-05T11:30:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=61242"},"modified":"2016-12-04T07:36:49","modified_gmt":"2016-12-04T13:36:49","slug":"metaphor-alert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=61242","title":{"rendered":"Metaphor Alert"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Does whatever you believe created the universe &#8211; God, biology, remorseless fate &#8211; have a sense of humor?<\/p>\n<p>The jeep carrying Fidel Castro&#8217;s remains broke down&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/15232281_10154794650713599_2648206529750079544_n.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-61243 alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/15232281_10154794650713599_2648206529750079544_n.jpg\" alt=\"15232281_10154794650713599_2648206529750079544_n\" width=\"512\" height=\"215\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/15232281_10154794650713599_2648206529750079544_n.jpg 512w, http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/15232281_10154794650713599_2648206529750079544_n-300x126.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/15232281_10154794650713599_2648206529750079544_n-500x210.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and had to be pushed the rest of the way.<\/p>\n<p>So you tell me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Does whatever you believe created the universe &#8211; God, biology, remorseless fate &#8211; have a sense of humor? The jeep carrying Fidel Castro&#8217;s remains broke down&#8230; &#8230;and had to be pushed the rest of the way. So you tell me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-61242","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61242","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=61242"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61242\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":61244,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61242\/revisions\/61244"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=61242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=61242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=61242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}