{"id":60903,"date":"2016-11-11T07:00:48","date_gmt":"2016-11-11T13:00:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=60903"},"modified":"2017-02-09T21:36:13","modified_gmt":"2017-02-10T03:36:13","slug":"60903","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=60903","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m All About The Help"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To: \u00a0Jon Stewart,\u00a0Chelsea Handler,\u00a0Miley Cyrus,\u00a0Neve Campbell,\u00a0<span class=\"text_exposed_show\">Lena Dunham,\u00a0Cher,\u00a0Al Sharpton,\u00a0Spike Lee,\u00a0Babe Streisand,\u00a0Amy Shumer,\u00a0Samuel L. Jackson,\u00a0Natasha Lyonne,\u00a0George Lopez,\u00a0Raven Symone,\u00a0Whoopi Goldberg,\u00a0and Byron Cranston.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p>From: \u00a0Mitch Berg, ornery peasant<\/p>\n<p>Re: \u00a0Moving to Canada<\/p>\n<p>Need help packing? \u00a0Say when. \u00a0I&#8217;m there for you.<\/p>\n<p>That is all.<\/p>\n<p>(Is it just me, or is this the first time in 15 years that Neve Campbell&#8217;s been in the news at all?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To: \u00a0Jon Stewart,\u00a0Chelsea Handler,\u00a0Miley Cyrus,\u00a0Neve Campbell,\u00a0Lena Dunham,\u00a0Cher,\u00a0Al Sharpton,\u00a0Spike Lee,\u00a0Babe Streisand,\u00a0Amy Shumer,\u00a0Samuel L. Jackson,\u00a0Natasha Lyonne,\u00a0George Lopez,\u00a0Raven Symone,\u00a0Whoopi Goldberg,\u00a0and Byron Cranston. From: \u00a0Mitch Berg, ornery peasant Re: \u00a0Moving to Canada Need help packing? \u00a0Say when. \u00a0I&#8217;m there for you. That is all. (Is it just me, or is this the first time in 15 years that Neve [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,308],"tags":[249],"class_list":["post-60903","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture-war","category-entitled-america","tag-open-letters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60903","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=60903"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60903\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":60942,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60903\/revisions\/60942"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=60903"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=60903"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=60903"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}