{"id":60143,"date":"2016-08-31T10:00:34","date_gmt":"2016-08-31T15:00:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=60143"},"modified":"2016-08-31T00:20:56","modified_gmt":"2016-08-31T05:20:56","slug":"dear-melodramatic-has-been-celebrities","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=60143","title":{"rendered":"Dear Melodramatic Has-Been Celebrities"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To: \u00a0Melodramatic Has-Been Celebs<br \/>\nFrom: \u00a0Mitch Berg, Irascible Peasant<br \/>\nRe: \u00a0Book Those Tickets!<\/p>\n<p>All,<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ve heard it all before. \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailywire.com\/news\/8740\/streisand-ill-leave-country-if-trump-wins-michael-qazvini\">Put up or shut up<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>That is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To: \u00a0Melodramatic Has-Been Celebs From: \u00a0Mitch Berg, Irascible Peasant Re: \u00a0Book Those Tickets! All, We&#8217;ve heard it all before. \u00a0Put up or shut up. That is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-60143","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-n-e"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60143","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=60143"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60143\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":60144,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60143\/revisions\/60144"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=60143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=60143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=60143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}