{"id":59670,"date":"2016-07-22T11:30:03","date_gmt":"2016-07-22T16:30:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=59670"},"modified":"2016-10-17T21:25:36","modified_gmt":"2016-10-18T02:25:36","slug":"1015-thursday-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=59670","title":{"rendered":"10:15 Thursday Night"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Mitch BERG is walking on the sidewalk past the &#8220;Safe Space&#8221; &#8211; a Saint Paul bar catering to &#8220;progressives&#8221;, featuring free-range beer, organic locally-sourced chips and pretzels, and gluten-free &#8220;everyone wins&#8221; dart boards.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Suddenly, Avery LIBRELLE gets off the bus, and removes a set of Apple earbuds connected to an iPhone. \u00a0LIBRELLE notices BERG. \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE: \u00a0Hey, Merg!<\/p>\n<p>BERG: \u00a0 Ugh. \u00a0I mean, hi, Avery.<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE: \u00a0 So. \u00a0Donald Drumpf&#8217;s speech was dark and dystopian.<\/p>\n<p>BERG: \u00a0 Well, that was quick. \u00a0The speech ended literally a minute ago. \u00a0 So you listened to it.<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE: \u00a0 Oh, hell no. \u00a0I listened to NPR&#8217;s wrapup after I heard on Snapchat that the actual speech was over.<\/p>\n<p>BERG: \u00a0 So &#8211; less than thirty seconds after the speech was over, NPR and the rest of the media, more or less at the same time, labelled the speech &#8220;dark and dystopian?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE: \u00a0Yep! \u00a0Because it was!<\/p>\n<p>BERG: \u00a0And you don&#8217;t think these are dark and dystopian times for a lot of the people who&#8217;ve come out of the woodwork to support Trump?<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE: \u00a0Mark Shields and Gwen Ifill and David Brooks said it&#8217;s a great time to be optimistic!<\/p>\n<p>BERG: \u00a0Sure. \u00a0It&#8217;s a great time to be part of the DC echo chamber, with an inflated, legacy-media salary. \u00a0But if you&#8217;re a WalMart assistant manager in Mississippi, or a machinist in Milwaukee, or a coal miner in West Virginia, it&#8217;s kinda scary out there.<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE: \u00a0Bla bla bla. \u00a0After eight years of Barack Obama, America is a wonderous place! \u00a0Drumpf is a traitor for accentuating the negative!<\/p>\n<p>BERG: \u00a0So you&#8217;re saying it&#8217;s wrong to accentuate the negative&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE: \u00a0Yes!<\/p>\n<p>BERG: \u00a0&#8230;when things are either positive or kinda in between, overall?<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE: \u00a0Absolutely! \u00a0It&#8217;s utterly and completely dishonest!<\/p>\n<p>BERG: \u00a0 Ah. \u00a0So in general, when someone talks about something that&#8217;s improved as if it&#8217;s been going the wrong way, it&#8217;s a lie? \u00a0Or even something that&#8217;s been net-neutral as if it&#8217;s been a complete negative?<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE: \u00a0Lies, lies, lies!<\/p>\n<p>BERG: \u00a0 \u00a0So when a candidate says &#8220;gun crime is out of control&#8221; when it&#8217;s dropped 50% in 20 years? \u00a0 Or that &#8220;women get paid 76% of what men make&#8221; when it&#8217;s actually pretty close to even when you compare men and women with the same backgrounds in the same fields, and women under 30 are actually starting to\u00a0<em>out-<\/em>earn men? \u00a0Or that &#8220;one in five women in college will be raped&#8221; or &#8220;black men are astronomically more likely to be shot by the police, and it&#8217;s because of racism&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE: \u00a0Yeah!<\/p>\n<p>BERG: \u00a0(<em>Waits two beats<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE: \u00a0Heyyyyyy!<\/p>\n<p>(<em>And SCENE<\/em>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mitch BERG is walking on the sidewalk past the &#8220;Safe Space&#8221; &#8211; a Saint Paul bar catering to &#8220;progressives&#8221;, featuring free-range beer, organic locally-sourced chips and pretzels, and gluten-free &#8220;everyone wins&#8221; dart boards. 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