{"id":59640,"date":"2016-07-18T06:00:58","date_gmt":"2016-07-18T11:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=59640"},"modified":"2017-02-09T21:36:13","modified_gmt":"2017-02-10T03:36:13","slug":"rumor-mill","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=59640","title":{"rendered":"Rumor Mill"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To: Betsy Hodges, mayor, Minneapolis.<\/p>\n<p>From: Mitch Berg, ornery peasant<\/p>\n<p>Re: Rumors<\/p>\n<p>Mayor Hodges,<\/p>\n<p>Over the weekend, the rumor mill announced that you had told a gathering somewhere in Minneapolis you were planning on holding a &#8220;gun buyback&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Please, please please please please please, oh please, please please please please please, I beg of you; go ahead with it.<\/p>\n<p>You simply have to. I beg of you, with all my heart.<\/p>\n<p>That is all.<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE: \u00a0Rumor mill says it&#8217;ll be held August 27 at thePillsbury United Communities, or somewhere in that vicinity.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To: Betsy Hodges, mayor, Minneapolis. From: Mitch Berg, ornery peasant Re: Rumors Mayor Hodges, Over the weekend, the rumor mill announced that you had told a gathering somewhere in Minneapolis you were planning on holding a &#8220;gun buyback&#8221;. Please, please please please please please, oh please, please please please please please, I beg of you; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[45,17,1,22],"tags":[249],"class_list":["post-59640","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gun-free-zones","category-minneapolis","category-uncategorized","category-victim-disarmament","tag-open-letters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59640","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=59640"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59640\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":59651,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59640\/revisions\/59651"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=59640"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=59640"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=59640"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}