{"id":59243,"date":"2016-06-20T06:00:53","date_gmt":"2016-06-20T11:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=59243"},"modified":"2016-06-19T08:52:18","modified_gmt":"2016-06-19T13:52:18","slug":"top-secret-letter-to-jabba-the-congresswoman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=59243","title":{"rendered":"Top Secret Letter To Jabba The Congresswoman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To: Rep. Liz Krueger (D-NY)<br \/>\nFrom: \u00a0Mitch Berg, Uppity Peasant<br \/>\nRe: \u00a0Your Plan<\/p>\n<p>Rep. Krueger<\/p>\n<p>Sssssh. \u00a0This is just between you and me.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_59244\" style=\"width: 328px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Screen-Shot-2016-06-17-at-4.38.17-PM.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-59244\" class=\"size-full wp-image-59244\" src=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Screen-Shot-2016-06-17-at-4.38.17-PM.png\" alt=\"Rep. Liz Krueger (D-NY)\" width=\"318\" height=\"274\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Screen-Shot-2016-06-17-at-4.38.17-PM.png 318w, http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Screen-Shot-2016-06-17-at-4.38.17-PM-300x258.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 318px) 100vw, 318px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-59244\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Rep. Liz Krueger (D-NY)<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Last week in Congress, you suggested people &#8220;infiltrate the NRA&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Brilliant plan. \u00a0I found the double-dog secret gateway that leads into the inner sanctum. \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/joinnra.nra.org\/\">Here it is<\/a>. \u00a0Please make sure you share this only with trusted agents of the Big Plan.<\/p>\n<p>Remember &#8211; we&#8217;ve always been at war with the NRA<\/p>\n<p>That is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To: Rep. Liz Krueger (D-NY) From: \u00a0Mitch Berg, Uppity Peasant Re: \u00a0Your Plan Rep. Krueger Sssssh. \u00a0This is just between you and me. Last week in Congress, you suggested people &#8220;infiltrate the NRA&#8221;. Brilliant plan. \u00a0I found the double-dog secret gateway that leads into the inner sanctum. \u00a0Here it is. \u00a0Please make sure you share [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[249],"class_list":["post-59243","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-victim-disarmament","tag-open-letters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59243","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=59243"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59243\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":59245,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59243\/revisions\/59245"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=59243"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=59243"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=59243"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}