{"id":5920,"date":"2009-11-04T06:00:53","date_gmt":"2009-11-04T11:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=5920"},"modified":"2012-03-24T08:41:55","modified_gmt":"2012-03-24T13:41:55","slug":"the-morning-road-leads-to-stalingrad-and-the-sky-is-softly-humming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=5920","title":{"rendered":"The Morning Road Leads To Stalingrad, And The Sky Is Softly Humming"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What a great night!<\/p>\n<p>In Virginia, the GOP didn&#8217;t just beat the Tics; we didn&#8217;t just beat them down; we didn&#8217;t just humilate them; <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/ap\/us_election_rdp\">we made them say<\/a> &#8220;we&#8217;re not just your beeyotch, we are your bee-friggin-YATCH&#8221;.\u00a0 The Obama Revolution in Virginia had a half-life shorter than Milli Vanilli&#8217;s chart career.\u00a0 The Virginia election &#8211; in a state the Dems owned barely a year ago &#8211; made an eight-on-one prison shower-room beatdown look like a Japanese tea ceremony.<\/p>\n<p>And in New Jersey?\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/wcbstv.com\/breakingnewsalerts\/chris.christie.nj.2.1290144.html\">NEW JERSEY<\/a>?\u00a0 I knew we were onto something when a third of the polls were in, Corzine trailed by seven, and Minnesota Public Radio&#8217;s utterly Republican-free &#8220;panel&#8221; spent a couple of minutes obsessing over &#8220;exit polls&#8221;.\u00a0 Which was at least better than CNN, which was running the &#8220;exit polls show New Jersey neck and neck&#8221; slide up until, I kid you not, the moment they called it for Christie.<\/p>\n<p><em>Governor <\/em>Christie.<\/p>\n<p>Note to Dems; when even fat jokes fail you, you know you&#8217;re screwed.<\/p>\n<p>Note to Hugh Hewitt:\u00a0 You were oh, so close to right on this one; if it&#8217;s not close, they can&#8217;t cheat (enough).<\/p>\n<p>NY23 &#8211; well, there&#8217;s a lesson for the GOP:\u00a0 &#8220;Moderates&#8221; are death.\u00a0 Running to the middle to win moderates is the road to palookaville; Liberals <em>want <\/em>us to run moderates.\u00a0 <em>Making the middle want to move to you<\/em> is the way forward.\u00a0 The GOP flipped the Nassau County Commission, and the conservatives taught a lesson to the 23rd District&#8217;s GOP &#8220;elite&#8221;.\u00a0 While we lost the special election (cue Ms. Scozzafavva; ride into the sunset by any means necessary), we&#8217;re well-placed to beat Owens next year; the party might be over before they know what hit them.<\/p>\n<p>Remember last year, when the left was tittering like a bunch of latte-addled grad students about the GOP and conservatism being dead?<\/p>\n<p>Hah.\u00a0 We&#8217;re here, we&#8217;re conservative, and we&#8217;re not going away (Janet Napolitano&#8217;s enemy&#8217;s lists notwithstanding).<\/p>\n<p>Bring on next year.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What a great night! 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