{"id":58883,"date":"2016-05-23T11:30:56","date_gmt":"2016-05-23T16:30:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=58883"},"modified":"2017-04-06T15:22:06","modified_gmt":"2017-04-06T20:22:06","slug":"frequently-asked-questions-xiv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=58883","title":{"rendered":"Frequently Asked Questions XIV"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Who Is Joe Doakes? \u00a0Is he just a pseudonym for&#8230;Mitch Berg?\u00a0<\/strong>&#8211; I get this a lot. \u00a0I have to chuckle a good-natured chuckle when I do; I&#8217;ve written something like 20,000 posts on this blog over the years; I do not need a medium for\u00a0<em>additional\u00a0<\/em>writing on this blog. \u00a0That&#8217;d be like Rush Limbaugh coming up with some character voice to do another talk show.<\/p>\n<p>Joe Doakes is in fact a pseudym for a local lawyer. \u00a0He writes under a pen name because &#8211; he&#8217;s a local lawyer.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s the whole story.<\/p>\n<p><strong>You used to read and report on what a lot of Democrat-leaning blogs were writing about. \u00a0You don&#8217;t so much anymore. \u00a0Why?<\/strong> \u00a0 I waste less time by just subscribing to the Alliance for a &#8220;Better&#8221; Minnesota email blasts.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Some of your commenters\u00a0<em>have\u00a0<\/em>to be sock puppets<\/strong>: \u00a0Nope. \u00a0Never done it, never will. \u00a0Oh, it&#8217;s been tempting &#8211; the idea of abandoning my stentorian detachment under the cover of a fictitious identity and just cutting loose. \u00a0But no, ever done it.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Isn&#8217;t it high time you updated the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?page_id=5462\">DFL Dictionary<\/a>?<\/strong>: \u00a0Oh, yeah \u00a0Great idea. \u00a0Stay tuned. \u00a0 More to come shortly.<\/p>\n<p><strong>In your various pieces about &#8220;Protect Minnesota&#8221;, &#8220;Everytown&#8221; and &#8220;Moms Want Action&#8221;, you&#8217;ve referred to something called &#8220;ELCA Hair&#8221; to describe members of the groups. \u00a0What do you mean? \u00a0<\/strong>That&#8217;s a good question; it&#8217;s probably pretty opaque to people who aren&#8217;t familiar with liberal culture in Minnesota.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s something of a &#8220;uniform&#8221; among upper-middle-class white liberals in Minnesota. \u00a0This &#8220;uniform&#8221; &#8211; it&#8217;s got plenty of variations, but work with me here &#8211; generally includes:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>a degree from Carlton, Saint Thomas, Macalester, Saint Olaf or the Humphrey Institute<\/li>\n<li>a Volvo or Subaru, frequently coated with virtue-signaling bumper stickers<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;ELCA Hair&#8221;.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&#8220;ELCA Hair&#8221; is, loosely, a hairdo prominent among upper-middle-class white members of the &#8220;Evangelical Lutheran Church of America&#8221;, a liberal Lutheran synod centered in Minnesota.<\/p>\n<p>What is it? \u00a0Well, it&#8217;s easier to show than to tell.<\/p>\n<p>This photo is almost a museum-piece of ELCA Hair, something that could appear in an anthropological exhibit:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/www.minnpost.com\/sites\/default\/files\/imagecache\/article_detail\/images\/articles\/gun-rally-5-2013_main.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"424\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Every person visible in this photo exhibits a flavor of &#8220;ELCA Hair&#8221; (except the woman at the microphone; Minnesota liberalism grants Jewish liberals \u00a0an exemption from ELCA Hair). \u00a0The &#8216;do is the most effective frame for a face that&#8217;s sagged into place from, and for, a lifetime of self-righteous scowling.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s look next at the photo below. \u00a0There\u00a0are several subspecies of &#8220;ELCA Hair&#8221; in this photo:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The young man on the left wears the cut acceptable for men below the age of about 34, provided they work for a non-profit. \u00a0At 35, they morph into the versions in the photo above.<\/li>\n<li>The three women adjacent to him exhibit the &#8216;do deemed acceptable to women below roughly age 33.<\/li>\n<li>The second woman from the left in the\u00a0<em>back\u00a0<\/em>row has just turned 35; she has hacked her shoulder-length hair off at the ears, apparently to keep her Whole Foods club card.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/12795444_968288993264081_1091895865801671749_n.jpg\" width=\"517\" height=\"296\" \/><\/p>\n<p>For men, it&#8217;s parted, just long enough to look a wee bit raffish and &#8220;counterculture&#8221;, just short enough to not draw attention. \u00a0 And beards are apparently not grown until they are guaranteed to grow in gray (and kept neatly trimmed under all circumstances).<\/p>\n<p>For women? \u00a0It stands to reason that ELCA Presiding Bishop Elizabeth Eaton, the leader of the denomination, has it, \u00a0And she surely does&#8230;:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com\/236x\/9a\/33\/7a\/9a337a2d9fd574b62fe39eca1e91268c.jpg\" width=\"236\" height=\"269\" \/><\/p>\n<p>(Bishop Eaton is a little bit unusual; most women with ELCA Hair go gray once they reach about 38\u00a0years old. \u00a0I suspect divine intervention).<\/p>\n<p>Anyway &#8211; that&#8217;s it for today!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who Is Joe Doakes? \u00a0Is he just a pseudonym for&#8230;Mitch Berg?\u00a0&#8211; I get this a lot. \u00a0I have to chuckle a good-natured chuckle when I do; I&#8217;ve written something like 20,000 posts on this blog over the years; I do not need a medium for\u00a0additional\u00a0writing on this blog. \u00a0That&#8217;d be like Rush Limbaugh coming up [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[222],"class_list":["post-58883","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mitch","tag-faq"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58883","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=58883"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58883\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":62673,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58883\/revisions\/62673"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=58883"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=58883"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=58883"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}