{"id":58634,"date":"2016-05-02T06:00:07","date_gmt":"2016-05-02T11:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=58634"},"modified":"2020-07-28T17:59:53","modified_gmt":"2020-07-28T22:59:53","slug":"a-good-grandma-with-a-gun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=58634","title":{"rendered":"A Good Grandma With A Gun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An 80 year old woman in Sultan, Washington shot and killed a man who was trying to go all teppanyaki on her husband:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The woman called 911 at about 8:30 p.m. from the home in the 13700 block of Woods Lake Road and said &#8220;she had shot an intruder after he broke into her home and stabbed her husband,&#8221; Ireton said.<\/p>\n<p>The suspect, a 25-year-old Gold Bar man, died at the scene.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;At this time, detectives do not believe the suspect was known to the residents of the home and that this was an attempted home burglary,&#8221; Ireton said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Note to Kim Norton, Ron &#8220;I Went To Harvard&#8221; Latz and The Right Reverend Nancy Nord Bence; maybe\u00a0if the woman took a background check, the guy wouldn&#8217;t have broken in? \u00a0Right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An 80 year old woman in Sultan, Washington shot and killed a man who was trying to go all teppanyaki on her husband: The woman called 911 at about 8:30 p.m. from the home in the 13700 block of Woods Lake Road and said &#8220;she had shot an intruder after he broke into her home [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[346,422,359,265],"class_list":["post-58634","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-victim-disarmament","tag-a-good-guy-with-a-gun","tag-kim-norton-idiot","tag-rev-nancy-nord-bence","tag-self-defense"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58634","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=58634"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58634\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":58635,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58634\/revisions\/58635"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=58634"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=58634"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=58634"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}