Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:<\/p>\n
\nLast time around, Hillary was the Democrat heir presumptive until Barack showed up out of nowhere and blew her away.\u00a0 In the Hierarchy of Liberal Victimology, Black beats Woman and all the Democrat delegates knew it.\u00a0 She never had a chance.<\/span><\/p>\n
\u00a0<\/span>This time around, Hillary is the heir presumptive and Bernie is just a Socialist.\u00a0 In the Hierarchy of Liberal Victimology, Woman beats Commie any day.\u00a0 She\u2019s got the nomination locked up.<\/span><\/p>\n
\u00a0<\/span>But wait!\u00a0 Bernie could suddenly decide to become Transgender!\u00a0\u00a0 Transgender is the new hotness.\u00a0 Liberals insist transgender men must have the right to use the women\u2019s bathroom regardless whether the women like it or not; therefore, in the hierarchy, Trans beats Woman.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n
\u00a0<\/span>Bernie is running to the left of Hillary economically; he ought to be running to her left socially. \u00a0The best Hillary could do in response is admit to a Lesbian affair with Huma, which everyone has long suspected and would be boring old news.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n
\u00a0<\/span>Bernie could condemn anybody who didn\u2019t support him as a Hater, as old-fashioned, as not Progressive, as Not a True Democrat.\u00a0 Trans versus Lesbian \u2013 that\u2019s a much better matchup than Woman versus Commie.\u00a0 Delegates looking for an excuse to dump Hillary would have a perfect out.<\/span><\/p>\n
\u00a0<\/span>She\u2019d never have a chance.\u00a0 <\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n
\u00a0<\/span>Joe Doakes<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
There’ve been dumber ideas out there.<\/p>\n
See: \u00a0this past eight years.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: Last time around, Hillary was the Democrat heir presumptive until Barack showed up out of nowhere and blew her away.\u00a0 In the Hierarchy of Liberal Victimology, Black beats Woman and all the Democrat delegates knew it.\u00a0 She never had a chance. \u00a0This time around, Hillary is the heir presumptive […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[187],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-58550","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-campaign-16"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58550","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=58550"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58550\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":58551,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58550\/revisions\/58551"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=58550"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=58550"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=58550"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}