{"id":58445,"date":"2016-04-20T07:00:43","date_gmt":"2016-04-20T12:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=58445"},"modified":"2016-04-16T23:12:26","modified_gmt":"2016-04-17T04:12:26","slug":"congratulations-are-in-order-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=58445","title":{"rendered":"Congratulations Are In Order!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To: \u00a0Mike Mullen,\u00a0<em>City Pages<\/em><br \/>\nFrom: \u00a0Mitch Berg, Uppity Peasant<br \/>\nRe: \u00a0Best Wishes<\/p>\n<p>Mr. Mullen,<\/p>\n<p>As we&#8217;re coming up on high school graduation, I can only wish you the best in your future endeavors. \u00a0Hopefully your college studies will lead you to an adult life that you find fulfilling and exciting.<\/p>\n<p>Reach for the stars.<\/p>\n<p>Mitch Berg<br \/>\nUppity Peasant<\/p>\n<p><sub>PS: \u00a0I&#8217;m assuming you&#8217;re a high school kid who&#8217;s interning at the CP based on the tone, style and quality of &#8220;journalism&#8221;\u00a0in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.citypages.com\/news\/heres-a-list-of-35-minnesota-republicans-who-love-north-carolinas-terrible-new-law-8207051\">this piece<\/a>, which reads like something from a click-bait site. \u00a0If I&#8217;m mistaken, and you&#8217;re an actual &#8220;reporter&#8221; and &#8220;writer&#8221;, I apologize. \u00a0I mean, basically.\u00a0<\/sub><\/p>\n<p><sub>That is all. \u00a0<\/sub><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To: \u00a0Mike Mullen,\u00a0City Pages From: \u00a0Mitch Berg, Uppity Peasant Re: \u00a0Best Wishes Mr. Mullen, As we&#8217;re coming up on high school graduation, I can only wish you the best in your future endeavors. \u00a0Hopefully your college studies will lead you to an adult life that you find fulfilling and exciting. Reach for the stars. Mitch [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[63],"tags":[249],"class_list":["post-58445","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lefty-alt-media","tag-open-letters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58445","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=58445"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58445\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":58446,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58445\/revisions\/58446"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=58445"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=58445"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=58445"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}