{"id":57861,"date":"2016-03-02T11:30:07","date_gmt":"2016-03-02T17:30:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=57861"},"modified":"2016-03-02T07:55:28","modified_gmt":"2016-03-02T13:55:28","slug":"stork-king","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=57861","title":{"rendered":"Stork King"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s an old parable; I want to say it&#8217;s Russian, since it sounds like it&#8217;s part of the Russian\u00a0character. \u00a0I don&#8217;t know.<\/p>\n<p>But it&#8217;s a good\u00a0parable. \u00a0There once was a swamp full of frogs. \u00a0The frogs in a swamp were happy; plenty of slime to jump through, plenty of bugs to eat.<\/p>\n<p>But something was missing. \u00a0So they asked &#8220;why can&#8217;t we have a king?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And presently, a king was sent to them; a stork.<\/p>\n<p>Storks, of course, eat frogs.<\/p>\n<p>The moral: \u00a0be careful what you wish for.<\/p>\n<p>Along those lines, a longtime friend of the blog writes:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I have a friend here at work who for years has said our problem is that we elect politicians. Well, now he belly-aches because he thinks a Trump presidency is a bad idea. Unless there is a serious change, soon, he&#8217;s going to get exactly what he said he wanted, originally \u2014 in nominee-form, anyway.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Jesse Ventura II<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I like to think that&#8217;s why Minnesota bucked the Trump wave last night; we&#8217;ve been through this before.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s an old parable; I want to say it&#8217;s Russian, since it sounds like it&#8217;s part of the Russian\u00a0character. \u00a0I don&#8217;t know. But it&#8217;s a good\u00a0parable. \u00a0There once was a swamp full of frogs. \u00a0The frogs in a swamp were happy; plenty of slime to jump through, plenty of bugs to eat. But something was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[187,280,72,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-57861","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-campaign-16","category-circular-firing-squad","category-mngop","category-republicans"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57861","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=57861"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57861\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":57864,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57861\/revisions\/57864"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=57861"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=57861"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=57861"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}