{"id":5647,"date":"2009-10-27T07:50:11","date_gmt":"2009-10-27T12:50:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=5647"},"modified":"2009-10-27T07:50:11","modified_gmt":"2009-10-27T12:50:11","slug":"pandemic-pandemonium","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=5647","title":{"rendered":"Pandemic Pandemonium"},"content":{"rendered":"

120,000 calls in four hours…and we’re done.<\/p>\n

Park Nicollet Clinic shut down<\/a> its flu-shot appointment line today after it was flooded with 120,000 calls in a four-hour period this morning.<\/p>\n

They need to get that soup Nazi guy to handle this.<\/p>\n

“Not pregnant? No shot for you!<\/em><\/p>\n

Older than four? No shot for you!<\/em><\/p>\n

Healthy immune system? No shot for you!<\/em><\/p>\n

Move along!”<\/em><\/p>\n

That would work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

120,000 calls in four hours…and we’re done. Park Nicollet Clinic shut down its flu-shot appointment line today after it was flooded with 120,000 calls in a four-hour period this morning. They need to get that soup Nazi guy to handle this. “Not pregnant? No shot for you! Older than four? No shot for you! Healthy […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":228,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[66,58],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5647","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-health-care","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5647","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/228"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5647"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5647\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5656,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5647\/revisions\/5656"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5647"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5647"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5647"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}