{"id":56317,"date":"2015-11-27T06:00:04","date_gmt":"2015-11-27T12:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=56317"},"modified":"2015-11-26T11:02:28","modified_gmt":"2015-11-26T17:02:28","slug":"today-in-kurdistan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=56317","title":{"rendered":"Today In Kurdistan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(<em>SCENE: \u00a0Two Kurdish Peshmerga fighters, Ali and Sayid, are manning a Russian-built machine gun, scanning a valley warily, watching for ISIS movement. \u00a0Suddenly, the radio crackles<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p>RADIO: \u00a0 Kebab\u00a0Six to all Kebab. \u00a0 President Obama is holding a climate change conference. \u00a0Six out.<\/p>\n<p>ALI: \u00a0(<em>scanning with binoculars<\/em>) \u00a0Well, I&#8217;ll be.<\/p>\n<p>SAYID: \u00a0 What?<\/p>\n<p>ALI: \u00a0 (<em>Hands Sayid the binoculars<\/em>) \u00a0Look!<\/p>\n<p>SAYID: \u00a0(<em>Looks through binoculars<\/em>) \u00a0Wow.<\/p>\n<p>(<em>Cut to scene through binoculars. \u00a0ISIS troops are climbing out of foxholes, hurling their weapons, ammunition and webgear into the distance, and running away, leaving a cloud of dust behind them<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p>ALI: \u00a0Huh. \u00a0Don&#8217;t see that every day.<\/p>\n<p>SAYID: \u00a0Like I&#8217;ve been telling you, Ali &#8211; it&#8217;s all about the climate.<\/p>\n<p>ALI: \u00a0Gotta hand it to you. \u00a0When you&#8217;re right, you&#8217;re right.<\/p>\n<p><em>And SCENE<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(SCENE: \u00a0Two Kurdish Peshmerga fighters, Ali and Sayid, are manning a Russian-built machine gun, scanning a valley warily, watching for ISIS movement. \u00a0Suddenly, the radio crackles) RADIO: \u00a0 Kebab\u00a0Six to all Kebab. \u00a0 President Obama is holding a climate change conference. \u00a0Six out. ALI: \u00a0(scanning with binoculars) \u00a0Well, I&#8217;ll be. SAYID: \u00a0 What? ALI: \u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[64,9],"tags":[236],"class_list":["post-56317","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-president-obama","category-war-on-terror","tag-dramatization"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56317","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=56317"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56317\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":56318,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56317\/revisions\/56318"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=56317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=56317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=56317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}