{"id":5566,"date":"2009-10-19T12:09:57","date_gmt":"2009-10-19T17:09:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=5566"},"modified":"2009-10-19T05:34:17","modified_gmt":"2009-10-19T10:34:17","slug":"only-in-wisconsin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=5566","title":{"rendered":"Only In Wisconsin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bear <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/hostednews\/ap\/article\/ALeqM5imhtAKFkKIXKcGm9iHbf5oUELzBQD9BD3UD80\">walks into liquor store<\/a>, falls asleep in the beer cooler:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The bear stopped Friday night at Marketplace Foods in Hayward, about 140 miles northeast of Minneapolis, sauntering through the automatic doors and heading straight for the liquor department.<\/p>\n<p>It calmly climbed up 12 feet onto a shelf in the beer cooler where it sat for about an hour while employees helped evacuate customers and summoned wildlife officials.<\/p>\n<p>Officials from the Wisconsin Department of Natural Resources tranquilized the animal and took it out of the store.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>So far,\u00a0it&#8217;s\u00a0<em>almost <\/em>like when Pack fans come to the dome &#8211; the &#8220;getting tranquilized and led out&#8221; bit, anyway.<\/p>\n<p>But there&#8217;s evidence it wasn&#8217;t a Wisconsin\u00a0bear after all:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Store workers say the bear seemed content in the cooler and did not consume any alcohol.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Also didn&#8217;t curse Brett Favre.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bear walks into liquor store, falls asleep in the beer cooler: The bear stopped Friday night at Marketplace Foods in Hayward, about 140 miles northeast of Minneapolis, sauntering through the automatic doors and heading straight for the liquor department. It calmly climbed up 12 feet onto a shelf in the beer cooler where it sat [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,77],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5566","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geekery","category-the-rare-sports-post"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5566","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5566"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5566\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5566"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5566"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5566"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}