{"id":55105,"date":"2015-09-11T07:00:32","date_gmt":"2015-09-11T12:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=55105"},"modified":"2015-09-11T09:55:22","modified_gmt":"2015-09-11T14:55:22","slug":"you-had-one-freaking-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=55105","title":{"rendered":"You Had One Freaking Job"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From the beginning of the planning for the useless monument to the &#8220;wisdom&#8221; of our sitting government that the Met Council is pleased to call the Green Line, I accepted\u00a0a few things as givens.<\/p>\n<p>I accepted\u00a0that the\u00a0traffic, never pleasant on University Avenue, was going to turn into a Sisyphean ordeal.<\/p>\n<p>I accepted that businesses\u00a0more than a block or two from the stops, and businesses that depended on people making impulsive left turns for roughly half of their business, were going to have trouble. \u00a0Didn&#8217;t like it, but what are you gonna do?<\/p>\n<p>I accepted that the parts of University Avenue that weren&#8217;t gentrified into ridiculousness would become even more blighted than they were.<\/p>\n<p>I even accepted\u00a0that the entire thing was a mammoth exercise in picking winners and losers \u2013 the stores, constituents and ethnic groups that were more favored by the city came out better than those that were not. \u00a0It was a great thing for DFL-voting fans of &#8220;high density&#8221; living along the corridor &#8211; white, middle class, middle-aged, professional. \u00a0It was an OK thing for people who owned, or could obtain, or could afford to continue, businesses within easy and convenient walking distance of the stops.<\/p>\n<p>All I asked \u2013 well, not all I asked, but the big favor to which I supplicated the demons of urban &#8220;progress&#8221; \u2013 was, whatever else you eff up, at least leave the Russian Tea House alone.<\/p>\n<p>The Russian Tea House, a little hole in the wall at University at Fairview that sells the best piroshki, vareniki, borscht and other Russian goodies anywhere in town, is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tcdailyplanet.net\/the-green-line-is-not-kind-to-the-russian-tea-house\/\">taking it in the shorts, naturall<\/a>y; the\u00a0train from hell, which\u00a0has\u00a0blocked off all left turns that used to lead to the little restaurant, has slashed traffic to the store so badly, they&#8217;re\u00a0down to one day a week:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cThe first day they started ripping things out, a quarter of my customers went away. For the three years, I shut down for the whole summer,\u201d he said. \u201cAll during construction, business was really bad. Now that the Green Line is open, there are no left hand turns, no parking in the street. The regular busses still stop, and if you\u2019re behind the busses, you stop every block. We\u2019re next to Wendy\u2019s and their business is down 25 percent.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cWe\u2019re opened only on Fridays now because during the week, no one comes. We\u2019re two and a half blocks from a station. No one comes off the light rail to come here. No one will want to walk from there in the winter.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The stupid is rolling over StPaul in waves.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the beginning of the planning for the useless monument to the &#8220;wisdom&#8221; of our sitting government that the Met Council is pleased to call the Green Line, I accepted\u00a0a few things as givens. I accepted\u00a0that the\u00a0traffic, never pleasant on University Avenue, was going to turn into a Sisyphean ordeal. I accepted that businesses\u00a0more than [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[104,28,44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-55105","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-trains-and-automobiles","category-st-paul","category-stupid"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55105","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=55105"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55105\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":55115,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55105\/revisions\/55115"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=55105"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=55105"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=55105"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}