{"id":5488,"date":"2009-10-01T07:30:58","date_gmt":"2009-10-01T12:30:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=5488"},"modified":"2009-10-01T07:30:58","modified_gmt":"2009-10-01T12:30:58","slug":"when-i-read-stories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=5488","title":{"rendered":"When I Read Stories&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.breitbart.com\/article.php?id=D9B1UEVO0&#038;show_article=1\">this one<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A Florida man is facing charges after authorities said he was naked and covered in feces when he broke into a resident&#8217;s backyard and jumped into the pool.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8230;I always silently ask &#8220;when <em>was <\/em>the last time I saw Ryan or Learned Foot?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Or, given that drinking was involved, all of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fraterslibertas.com\">Fraters <\/a>as well&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;like this one&#8230; A Florida man is facing charges after authorities said he was naked and covered in feces when he broke into a resident&#8217;s backyard and jumped into the pool. &#8230;I always silently ask &#8220;when was the last time I saw Ryan or Learned Foot?&#8221; Or, given that drinking was involved, all of the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5488","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mob"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5488","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5488"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5488\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}