{"id":54788,"date":"2015-08-16T11:00:29","date_gmt":"2015-08-16T16:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=54788"},"modified":"2015-08-13T13:54:45","modified_gmt":"2015-08-13T18:54:45","slug":"doakes-sunday-strategery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=54788","title":{"rendered":"Doakes Sunday:   Strategery"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Hard-line Muslim clergy require women to cover themselves so they don\u2019t tempt men to sin by displaying their feminine wares.\u00a0 The implication is that women are wicked temptresses willing use their looks to ensnare souls.\u00a0 That may be true, but what\u2019s the further implication?\u00a0 That Muslim men have such little self-control, such poor judgment, such short-range vision that glimpsing an ankle or a smile will destroy their will and with it, their society.\u00a0 Therefore, to protect these defenseless, helpless, socially retarded men from the consequences of their own vain stupidity, women must remain hidden.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Thinking about the photos we see of Muslim men celebrating \u2013 chanting slogans, burning flags, shooting guns in the air, I concede the mullahs are correct:\u00a0 given the slightest excuse, Muslim men will act like exuberant children with an attention-deficit disorder.\u00a0Therefore, President Obama is wrong to say the only alternative to the Iran Deal is war.\u00a0 The United States doesn\u2019t need to go to war to defeat Iran, we need to stage the world\u2019s largest panty raid.\u00a0 Steal all their women\u2019s clothes and the regime will fall overnight.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Joe Doakes<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s illogical!&#8221;, you might respond.<\/p>\n<p>But in the world of Obama foreign policy, illogic is logic.<\/p>\n<p>It all makes sense, if you stop thinking too hard.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: Hard-line Muslim clergy require women to cover themselves so they don\u2019t tempt men to sin by displaying their feminine wares.\u00a0 The implication is that women are wicked temptresses willing use their looks to ensnare souls.\u00a0 That may be true, but what\u2019s the further implication?\u00a0 That Muslim men have such [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-54788","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-world"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54788","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=54788"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54788\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":54801,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54788\/revisions\/54801"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=54788"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=54788"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=54788"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}