{"id":54759,"date":"2015-08-12T07:00:20","date_gmt":"2015-08-12T12:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=54759"},"modified":"2015-08-12T07:15:05","modified_gmt":"2015-08-12T12:15:05","slug":"when-i-dream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=54759","title":{"rendered":"When I Dream&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;I most often dream of a day, near the end of my life, when the last &#8220;child-free&#8221; millennial has died, alone, unlamented, but free of the sound of\u00a0<em>any f******g pesky children<\/em>!<\/p>\n<p>Not sure <a href=\"http:\/\/www.citypages.com\/restaurants\/should-kids-be-banned-from-restaurants-7546837\">why that comes to mind.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>But while we&#8217;re on the subject of &#8220;banning kids from restaurants&#8221;, perhaps we can come up with a &#8220;Millennial-Free&#8221; restaurant? \u00a0No tacky tattoos, beards that cost more to maintain than a family of two, unwashed denim or arguments about which is, like, totally more amazeballs, Buzzfeed or Gawker.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;I most often dream of a day, near the end of my life, when the last &#8220;child-free&#8221; millennial has died, alone, unlamented, but free of the sound of\u00a0any f******g pesky children! Not sure why that comes to mind. But while we&#8217;re on the subject of &#8220;banning kids from restaurants&#8221;, perhaps we can come up with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[234],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-54759","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-modern-plagues"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54759","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=54759"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54759\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":54763,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54759\/revisions\/54763"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=54759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=54759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=54759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}