{"id":54735,"date":"2015-08-10T12:00:01","date_gmt":"2015-08-10T17:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=54735"},"modified":"2015-08-10T11:33:40","modified_gmt":"2015-08-10T16:33:40","slug":"to-mr-brick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=54735","title":{"rendered":"To Mr. Chunk, Wherever And Whoever You May Be"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To: The Piece Of Garbage Throwing Chunks of Cement at Bikers in Minneapolis<br \/>\nFrom: \u00a0Just Plain Mitch Berg<br \/>\nRe: \u00a0Consequences<\/p>\n<p>Big Guy With The White Bronco And The Cement Chunks,<\/p>\n<p>Just a hint for you before you go <a href=\"http:\/\/minnesota.cbslocal.com\/2015\/08\/09\/police-issue-warning-after-cyclists-randomly-attacked-in-minneapolis\/\">throwing any more chunks of cement<\/a> at bikers; it is &#8211; I&#8217;m speaking purely hypothetically, here &#8211; possible that not\u00a0every Twin Cities biker is a sprout-eating, Whole-Foods-shopping, Betsy-Hodges-upsucking, NPR-listening, pacifism-endorsing (against everyone but people who shoot lions), Obama-voting, coffee-shop-folk-music-listening, Daily-Show-watching Peace Studies major.<\/p>\n<p>Again, I&#8217;m speaking purely hypothetically, here.<\/p>\n<p>Just saying. \u00a0Go back to pulling the wings off of moths and torturing cats. \u00a0They probably can&#8217;t fight back. \u00a0You&#8217;re clearly into that.<\/p>\n<p>That is all .<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To: The Piece Of Garbage Throwing Chunks of Cement at Bikers in Minneapolis From: \u00a0Just Plain Mitch Berg Re: \u00a0Consequences Big Guy With The White Bronco And The Cement Chunks, Just a hint for you before you go throwing any more chunks of cement at bikers; it is &#8211; I&#8217;m speaking purely hypothetically, here &#8211; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[75],"tags":[249,265],"class_list":["post-54735","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-biking","tag-open-letters","tag-self-defense"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54735","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=54735"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54735\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":54752,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54735\/revisions\/54752"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=54735"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=54735"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=54735"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}