{"id":54723,"date":"2015-08-10T05:00:10","date_gmt":"2015-08-10T10:00:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=54723"},"modified":"2015-08-09T20:53:50","modified_gmt":"2015-08-10T01:53:50","slug":"coming-soon-to-a-poetry-slam-near-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=54723","title":{"rendered":"Coming Soon To A Poetry Slam Near You"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Obama wants to save the world.<br \/>\nIt\u2019s in danger from Global Warming.<br \/>\nGlobal Warming is caused by US carbon emissions.<br \/>\nGasoline emits carbon so we need to reduce gasoline usage.<br \/>\nDriving gas prices to $5 per gallon would reduce gasoline usage.<br \/>\nObama tried to drive gas prices higher by blocking the Keystone pipeline.<br \/>\nBut higher pump prices made it affordable to increase oil production in North Dakota.<br \/>\nNorth Dakota oil brought down the world price of crude oil, hurting Saudi Arabia\u2019s profits as an oil exporter.<br \/>\nSaudi Arabia cut its crude prices below cost to crush North Dakota oil; it partly worked \u2013 they\u2019ve cut back.<br \/>\nNow Obama lifted sanctions on Iran so it can sell oil which will drive down the world price of crude.<br \/>\nWhich should bring down gasoline prices at the pump.<br \/>\nSo Americans can afford to drive more.<br \/>\nAnd create more carbon emissions.<br \/>\nTo cause Global Warming.<br \/>\nAnd destroy the world.<br \/>\nObama wants to save.<br \/>\nDamn that<br \/>\nBush!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Heh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: Obama wants to save the world. It\u2019s in danger from Global Warming. Global Warming is caused by US carbon emissions. Gasoline emits carbon so we need to reduce gasoline usage. Driving gas prices to $5 per gallon would reduce gasoline usage. Obama tried to drive gas prices higher by [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[64],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-54723","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-president-obama"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54723","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=54723"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54723\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":54728,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54723\/revisions\/54728"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=54723"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=54723"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=54723"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}