{"id":54677,"date":"2015-08-05T07:51:24","date_gmt":"2015-08-05T12:51:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=54677"},"modified":"2016-10-17T21:26:21","modified_gmt":"2016-10-18T02:26:21","slug":"the-right-profile-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=54677","title":{"rendered":"The Right Profile"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>SCENE: \u00a0Mitch BERG is watching fireworks from a bluff over the Mississippi River. \u00a0Avery LIBRELLE, carrying an overstuffed bag of bug spray, sun parasols and other outdoor gear, lurches up behind him. \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE: \u00a0Hey, Merg! \u00a0We need to control guns in our society! \u00a0The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=54651\">New York Times says so<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>BERG: \u00a0Right. we talked about that the other day. \u00a0Why do you think that? \u00a0In your own words, please.<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE: \u00a0 Because we don&#8217;t want every fat, overweight, bald, red-faced, out-of-shape\u00a0racist sexist anti-government\u00a0Christian Tenther \u00a0Extremist in the square states having guns!<\/p>\n<p>BERG: \u00a0Huh. \u00a0What was that demographic again?<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE: \u00a0Fat, overweight, bald, red-faced, out-of-shape\u00a0racist sexist\u00a0anti-government\u00a0Christian Tenther \u00a0Extremists! \u00a0The ones who are likely to become terrorists!<\/p>\n<p>BERG: \u00a0Huh. \u00a0Speaking of which &#8211; the cops are scrutinizing radical mosques to find links to terror&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE: \u00a0Stop!<\/p>\n<p>BERG: \u00a0&#8230;what?<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE: \u00a0Profiling is\u00a0<em>wrong<\/em>!<\/p>\n<p><em>(And SCENE)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SCENE: \u00a0Mitch BERG is watching fireworks from a bluff over the Mississippi River. \u00a0Avery LIBRELLE, carrying an overstuffed bag of bug spray, sun parasols and other outdoor gear, lurches up behind him. \u00a0 LIBRELLE: \u00a0Hey, Merg! \u00a0We need to control guns in our society! \u00a0The New York Times says so! BERG: \u00a0Right. we talked about [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,79],"tags":[236],"class_list":["post-54677","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture-war","category-slander-files","tag-dramatization"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54677","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=54677"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54677\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":54681,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54677\/revisions\/54681"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=54677"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=54677"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=54677"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}