{"id":54506,"date":"2015-07-27T10:00:47","date_gmt":"2015-07-27T15:00:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=54506"},"modified":"2015-07-27T10:12:09","modified_gmt":"2015-07-27T15:12:09","slug":"the-mitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=54506","title":{"rendered":"The Mitch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To: the Gullible<\/p>\n<p>From: Mitch Berg<\/p>\n<p>Re: \u00a0Trump<\/p>\n<p>I will close the borders, and make sure every American company that is illegally employing illegal aliens pays for it.<\/p>\n<p>I will also get the economy humming so good, the minimum wage will be irrelevant. And I will do it all on my way to my third date with Jennifer Lawrence.<\/p>\n<p>There. I&#8217;ve just done everything Donald Trump is doing; talked a bunch of big promises I&#8217;ll never have to deliver on, but that will get people to talk about me.<\/p>\n<p>The only difference? I don&#8217;t have a mainstream media simultaneously obsessed with my celebrity and\u00a0using me to wedge the party that they want to see out of power again.<\/p>\n<p>I hope we&#8217;re clear on this, now.<\/p>\n<p>That is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To: the Gullible From: Mitch Berg Re: \u00a0Trump I will close the borders, and make sure every American company that is illegally employing illegal aliens pays for it. I will also get the economy humming so good, the minimum wage will be irrelevant. And I will do it all on my way to my third [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[187,130,263],"tags":[249],"class_list":["post-54506","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-campaign-16","category-tc-media-bias","category-narrative-for-sale","tag-open-letters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54506","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=54506"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54506\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":54518,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54506\/revisions\/54518"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=54506"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=54506"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=54506"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}