{"id":5440,"date":"2009-09-21T12:03:28","date_gmt":"2009-09-21T17:03:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=5440"},"modified":"2009-09-20T08:54:31","modified_gmt":"2009-09-20T13:54:31","slug":"this-hardly-ever-happens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=5440","title":{"rendered":"This Hardly Ever Happens"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of my life&#8217;s ambitions has always been to leave a word, or especially an aphorism, to the English language.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;d seem that according to at least <a href=\"http:\/\/littlecalamity.tripod.com\/Quotes\/D.html\">one source<\/a>, I&#8217;m on my way.\u00a0 One of my aphorisms has turned up on a list (OK, a website) amid Euripides, Benjamin Franklin, Somerset Maugham, Stalin, Oscar Wilde, Stalin&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Oddly, it&#8217;s a toss-off from the blog some time ago:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>When I die, I&#8217;d like to be scattered over my hometown. But not, like, cremated or anything.&#8211;Mitch Berg<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>A <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=%22When+I+die%2C+I%27d+like+to+be+scattered+over+my+hometown.+But+not%2C+like%2C+cremated+or+anything%22&#038;rls=com.microsoft:en-securid:IE-SearchBox&#038;ie=UTF-8&#038;oe=UTF-8&#038;sourceid=ie7\">quick vanity-google shows<\/a> that the saying has popped up in a whole bunch of places &#8211; including <a href=\"http:\/\/books.google.com\/books?id=OltiK5Zn5FgC&#038;pg=PA239&#038;lpg=PA239&#038;dq=%22When+I+die,+I'd+like+to+be+scattered+over+my+hometown.+But+not,+like,+cremated+or+anything%22&#038;source=bl&#038;ots=MBvNyNR4dY&#038;sig=ijCAgiV6G66t2oyJf9tfr9-9Zv0&#038;hl=en&#038;ei=0OizSpKlAYTKsAP8hNzRDA&#038;sa=X&#038;oi=book_result&#038;ct=result&#038;resnum=5#v=onepage&#038;q=%22When%20I%20die%2C%20I'd%20like%20to%20be%20scattered%20over%20my%20hometown.%20But%20not%2C%20like%2C%20cremated%20or%20anything%22&#038;f=false\">the chapter heading of a book<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Wow. The mission is proceeding apace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of my life&#8217;s ambitions has always been to leave a word, or especially an aphorism, to the English language. It&#8217;d seem that according to at least one source, I&#8217;m on my way.\u00a0 One of my aphorisms has turned up on a list (OK, a website) amid Euripides, Benjamin Franklin, Somerset Maugham, Stalin, Oscar Wilde, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5440","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mitch"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5440","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5440"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5440\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5440"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5440"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5440"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}