{"id":5432,"date":"2009-09-18T11:00:09","date_gmt":"2009-09-18T16:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=5432"},"modified":"2009-09-18T12:27:43","modified_gmt":"2009-09-18T17:27:43","slug":"and-now-a-word-from-our-new-sponsor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=5432","title":{"rendered":"And Now a Word From Our New Sponsor"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><strong>Do you need tax-<em>avoidance <\/em>assistance?<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>Do you have cash to &#8220;process&#8221; <em>back <\/em>into the system?<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>Did you &#8220;forget&#8221; to vote the last few cycles and would like to &#8220;catch up&#8221; and vote <em>twice <\/em>or more in the <em>next <\/em>election?<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>Are the monthly payments on your mortgage, flat screen television, leather sofa, and 24&#8243; chrome wheels too much to handle right now?<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>Is your community <em>disorganized<\/em>?<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>Do you have immigrant employees that need &#8220;Social Security&#8221; numbers or &#8220;Citizenship&#8221;?<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>Do you run an &#8220;entertainment or recreational enterprise&#8221; and need help determining what <em>legitimate<\/em> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.census.gov\/eos\/www\/naics\/\">NAICS<\/a> code to assign to it?<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>Would you like a ride on <em>Marine One<\/em>?<sup>+<\/sup><\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Call <strong>Huggy Barry, PIC<sup>\u00ae<\/sup><\/strong> at the <strong>A<\/strong>ssociation of <strong>C<\/strong>ommunity <strong>O<\/strong>rganizations for <strong>R<\/strong>eform <strong>N<\/strong>ow<\/p>\n<p><strong>866-67-ACORN<\/strong> or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/www.acorn.org\"><strong>www.acorn.org<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2521\/3930004752_e2f28478f5.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>&#8220;Huggy Barry, <\/strong><\/em><strong>PIC<sup>\u00ae<\/sup><\/strong><em><strong> &#8211; He&#8217;ll get The Man off your back.&#8221;<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><sup>+<\/sup>Minium donation to ongoing Obama camapaign required<\/p>\n<p><small>PIC<sup>\u00ae<\/sup> is a registered trademark of the National Association of Pimps-In-Chief<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you need tax-avoidance assistance? Do you have cash to &#8220;process&#8221; back into the system? Did you &#8220;forget&#8221; to vote the last few cycles and would like to &#8220;catch up&#8221; and vote twice or more in the next election? Are the monthly payments on your mortgage, flat screen television, leather sofa, and 24&#8243; chrome wheels [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":228,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[58,64,51],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5432","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-president-obama","category-liberal-tyranny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5432","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/228"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5432"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5432\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5432"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5432"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5432"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}