{"id":5415,"date":"2009-09-15T17:23:57","date_gmt":"2009-09-15T22:23:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=5415"},"modified":"2020-12-21T05:33:57","modified_gmt":"2020-12-21T11:33:57","slug":"and-my-name-is-not-maggie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=5415","title":{"rendered":"And My Name is Not Maggie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>CNN has resorted to cruel, baseless name-calling.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com\/2009\/09\/15\/scenes-from-the-capitol-maggie-the-cow-goes-to-washington\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3652\/3924467880_40b18f73af.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ms. Klobuchar may not possess the ideal height-weight ratio, but she is <em>not <\/em>a cow.<\/p>\n<p><small>(please direct complaints on Johnny Roosh and\/or this tasteless, racist, cruel-to-animals post to feedbackinthedark at yahoo.com)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CNN has resorted to cruel, baseless name-calling. Ms. Klobuchar may not possess the ideal height-weight ratio, but she is not a cow. (please direct complaints on Johnny Roosh and\/or this tasteless, racist, cruel-to-animals post to feedbackinthedark at yahoo.com)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":228,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[58,4],"tags":[208],"class_list":["post-5415","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-media","tag-a-klo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5415","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/228"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5415"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5415\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":76190,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5415\/revisions\/76190"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}