{"id":5388,"date":"2009-09-15T08:00:33","date_gmt":"2009-09-15T13:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=5388"},"modified":"2009-09-14T22:52:11","modified_gmt":"2009-09-15T03:52:11","slug":"i-obama","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=5388","title":{"rendered":"I, Obama"},"content":{"rendered":"

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NarcI<\/strong>ssI<\/strong>st-I<\/strong>n-Chief, Barack Obama<\/p>\n

“I<\/strong>‘m not the fI<\/strong>rst presI<\/strong>dent to take up thI<\/strong>s cause…but I<\/strong>‘m determI<\/strong>ned to be the last.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I<\/strong>t’s all about the “O” – er the I<\/strong> – that is.<\/p>\n

Behold a man who spends a quarter mI<\/strong>llI<\/strong>on taxpayer dollars to take hI<\/strong>s wI<\/strong>fe on a date I<\/strong>n Chicago yet can’t get on a plane to New York to observe a moment of sI<\/strong>lence (a dI<\/strong>ffI<\/strong>cult feat indeed for SI<\/strong>r Talkalot) for the over three thousand vI<\/strong>ctI<\/strong>ms of the 9\/11 attacks.<\/p>\n

Three days later he’s on a plane to New York to “celebrate” the fI<\/strong>rst annI<\/strong>versary of the fall of Lehman Brothers and to take credI<\/strong>t for the economI<\/strong>c non-recovery engI<\/strong>neered by he and hI<\/strong>s tax-evading, crack economI<\/strong>c team.<\/p>\n

In every one of the Emperor Hussein\u2019s speeches<\/a>, not only does the song remain the same, so do the words. I<\/em> want you to do this. I<\/em> am going to force you to do that. I <\/em>will not allow you to do whatever. Not since Thomas Friedman got his column at the New York Times<\/em> has anyone so abused the first-person singular. Indeed, Barry\u2019s patented speeches are an orgy of solipsistic onanism, his animus apparent, his feelings deeply sensitive. Even though he\u2019d like to discuss these crucial reforms civilly, the time for talking is over. Cross him and he will call you out. And whatever you do, don\u2019t get him all wee-wee\u2019d up.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I<\/strong>t’s all about hI<\/strong>m, our Super-Ream Leader\u2122.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

NarcIssIst-In-Chief, Barack Obama “I‘m not the fIrst presIdent to take up thIs cause…but I‘m determIned to be the last.” It’s all about the “O” – er the I – that is. Behold a man who spends a quarter mIllIon taxpayer dollars to take hIs wIfe on a date In Chicago yet can’t get on a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":228,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[64,51],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5388","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-president-obama","category-liberal-tyranny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5388","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/228"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5388"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5388\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}