{"id":53868,"date":"2015-06-18T05:00:43","date_gmt":"2015-06-18T10:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=53868"},"modified":"2015-06-17T23:05:08","modified_gmt":"2015-06-18T04:05:08","slug":"bark-for-your-treat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=53868","title":{"rendered":"Bark For Your Treat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>My neighbor just renewed her Permit to Publish. She\u2019s good to go for another five years.<\/p>\n<p>You didn\u2019t know about that? Oh yes, it turns out that Publishing a blog is not a Right protected by the Constitution, it\u2019s a Privilege given by the government to those who qualify. Applicants must be over 21 years of age, reside in this country legally, take a class at personal expense, demonstrate proper technique before a certified evaluator, show photo ID and submit an application with payment of fees to the County, authorize release of medical data and criminal history . . . it\u2019s fairly involved, requires planning ahead and costs a bit of money. But the permit is necessary to ensure safe spaces for readers, free of controversial opinions and micro-aggressions. It\u2019s a common sense speech-control requirement.<\/p>\n<p>Wait, did I say Publish? I meant Carry. Sorry, my bad.<\/p>\n<p>Joe Doakes<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>It&#8217;s OK. \u00a0In another generations, everyone will grow up believing rights come from government.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: My neighbor just renewed her Permit to Publish. She\u2019s good to go for another five years. You didn\u2019t know about that? Oh yes, it turns out that Publishing a blog is not a Right protected by the Constitution, it\u2019s a Privilege given by the government to those who qualify. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-53868","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-liberty"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53868","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=53868"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53868\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":53869,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53868\/revisions\/53869"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=53868"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=53868"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=53868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}